Sampling of Humor from AfghanOnion

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On a lighter note:

my personal favorite:

 

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Afghan Onion ‏@AfghanOnion Jul 15
Lollywood produces movie on Pakistani hero Sadam Hussain. Raheel Sharif to act as Sadam, Bajwa to play Comical Ali.

 

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Breaking: #Enlightenment movement up the ante, new demands include nuclear power and seat at the Quetta shura. -- Behzad

Afghan Onion ‏@AfghanOnion 11m11 minutes ago
Breaking: Vice President Abdul Rasheed Dostum accuses HRW of working for the human rights.

 

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1. Afghan Onion ‏@AfghanOnion 18h18 hours ago
   Breaking: We are communicating with Afghan CEO to address his grievances. -- @StateDept
   
   
   
   
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   Afghan Onion ‏@AfghanOnion Aug 11
   My two wives, the one to the left wants love, and to the right wants more kids. SMH dunno what to do, arghh. - Ghani
   
   
   
   
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4. Afghan Onion ‏@AfghanOnion Aug 11
   I was hired to execute the president's plans, but all the president does is present plans. -- Abdullah Abdullah
   
   
   
   
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