Haseebullah
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r3v0LuT!0n says: Hey!
Revolusion says: Hello!
r3v0LuT!0n says: Wanna chat?
Revolusion says: Yeah, sure. ASL?
r3v0LuT!0n says: 19, Male, Pakistan. You?
Revolusion says: 23, Male, Libya.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Oh, youre actually from Libya? Thats so cool, man! I got to know about the revolution you guys started in your country like Egypt. Its so impressive!
Revolusion says: Well, thanks man. Hope we get rid of Gaddafi this time.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Ya, my sincere wishes are with the Libyan people. You know what? We wanna do the same here in Pakistan! Can you guide me through it?
Revolusion says: Umm... sure, but what kind of guidance you want to take?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Like, what should I do for a revolution?
Revolusion says: I didnt quite get that.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Lets say I want to bring a revolution in Pakistan like Libya. So, what should I do for that? How do I start?
Revolusion says: Well, I can tell you how it happened in Libya. Situation in Pakistan might be different. Im not much aware about that. Whos the leader there?
r3v0LuT!0n says:Its a monster!
Revolusion says: Oh right, so how many decades has it been since he is in power?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Well, its been three years. Since 2008.
Revolusion says: Um... okay. Is he a revolutionary, like Gaddafi? I mean, did he come by a coup?
r3v0LuT!0n says:No.
Revolusion says: Then?
r3v0LuT!0n says: He was elected by the parliament.
Revolusion says: Parliament?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Ah yes, we have this parliamentary democracy here. We elect parliamentarians and then they elect the prime minister and the president. You dont have a parliament?
Revolusion says: Well, no. Thats what were trying to bring the revolution for. We want democracy. The right to elect our own leaders!
r3v0LuT!0n says: Oh right. Good luck for that!
Revolusion says: Thanks.
r3v0LuT!0n says: So, how do I bring revolution?
Revolusion says: Well... when did you have your last general elections?
r3v0LuT!0n says: In 2008. You?
Revolusion says: 1965.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Err... well, okay. You know here even our Opposition is included in the ruling coalition! Who will stand up for our rights now?
Revolusion says: Whats Opposition?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Umm... well, you have a government party and you have an opposition party thats against the government party.
Revolusion says: What do you mean by party?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Political party! What else?
Revolusion says: Okay. We dont even have political parties in Libya.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Eh? But why?
Revolusion says: We arent allowed.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Man! Okay.
Revolusion says: Does your president support global terrorist organisations openly?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Never. He supports America, the biggest global terrorist ever!
Revolusion says: Well, Gaddafi supports banned terrorist organisations. His statements have been on record.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Hmm... So... how do I bring the revolution here? I am too enthusiastic, you see! My status also demands "revolution"!
Revolusion says: Okay, thanks for informing me. I initially thought it was some funny programming language. About the revolution, first you can gather a non-government force.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Like an NGO?
Revolusion says: NGO? Whats that?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Non-Government Organisation, man!
Revolusion says: Oh yeah! Theyre allowed here! But only if their ideology is in support to Gaddafi.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Oh! Well, anyway...
Revolusion says: Does your president control the Judiciary in Pakistan, too? Like the government does here?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Well, no. Its a separate institution here. Its independent.
Revolusion says: Cool! Do you guys have freedom of speech, press, assembly and association there?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Yes, of course. We have the rights in our constitution! But the laws arent implemented, you see.
Revolusion says: Whats constitution?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Its the book with all the major laws written in it.
Revolusion says: Oh, right, I got that. Your president wrote that?
r3v0LuT!0n says: No, the parliament did. Why? Dont you guys have a constitution?
Revolusion says: Well, we have a Green Book.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Is it green in colour?
Revolusion says: Yes. Its our legal document.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Written by the parliament?
Revolusion says: No. By Gaddafi.
r3v0LuT!0n says:Well, okay.
Revolusion says: You said you guys have all the freedom in your constitution, right? Whats your rating by Freedom House?
r3v0LuT!0n says: I dont know that. I can google it, wait! Oh, here it is! Political rights = 4, civil liberties = 5, freedom rating = partly free! See? I told you weve got laws but they arent implemented! Our state of affairs are so pathetic! What are your ratings by the way?
Revolusion says: Political rights = 7, civil liberties =7, freedom rating = not free.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Awwhh... Thats not good man.
Revolusion says: Thats more than not good, dude.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Hmmm... righto! So... how do I bring revolution?
Revolusion says: Can I ask you a question?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Ya sure man.
Revolusion says: Why exactly do you want to bring revolution?
Revolusion says: Hello?
r3v0LuT!0n says: We dont want our president to remain in power!
Revolusion says: But, why dont you?
Revolusion says: Are you there?
r3v0LuT!0n says:Ah... you wont understand! Youre not a Pakistani, you see.
Revolusion says: Well, man, to be very serious, thats really something only a Pakistani could understand! Ive got to go. See ya.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Never mind.
r3v0LuT!0n changed his status to i_L0v3_s3L3nA_G0m3Z.
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Revolusion says: Hello!
r3v0LuT!0n says: Wanna chat?
Revolusion says: Yeah, sure. ASL?
r3v0LuT!0n says: 19, Male, Pakistan. You?
Revolusion says: 23, Male, Libya.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Oh, youre actually from Libya? Thats so cool, man! I got to know about the revolution you guys started in your country like Egypt. Its so impressive!
Revolusion says: Well, thanks man. Hope we get rid of Gaddafi this time.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Ya, my sincere wishes are with the Libyan people. You know what? We wanna do the same here in Pakistan! Can you guide me through it?
Revolusion says: Umm... sure, but what kind of guidance you want to take?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Like, what should I do for a revolution?
Revolusion says: I didnt quite get that.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Lets say I want to bring a revolution in Pakistan like Libya. So, what should I do for that? How do I start?
Revolusion says: Well, I can tell you how it happened in Libya. Situation in Pakistan might be different. Im not much aware about that. Whos the leader there?
r3v0LuT!0n says:Its a monster!
Revolusion says: Oh right, so how many decades has it been since he is in power?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Well, its been three years. Since 2008.
Revolusion says: Um... okay. Is he a revolutionary, like Gaddafi? I mean, did he come by a coup?
r3v0LuT!0n says:No.
Revolusion says: Then?
r3v0LuT!0n says: He was elected by the parliament.
Revolusion says: Parliament?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Ah yes, we have this parliamentary democracy here. We elect parliamentarians and then they elect the prime minister and the president. You dont have a parliament?
Revolusion says: Well, no. Thats what were trying to bring the revolution for. We want democracy. The right to elect our own leaders!
r3v0LuT!0n says: Oh right. Good luck for that!
Revolusion says: Thanks.
r3v0LuT!0n says: So, how do I bring revolution?
Revolusion says: Well... when did you have your last general elections?
r3v0LuT!0n says: In 2008. You?
Revolusion says: 1965.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Err... well, okay. You know here even our Opposition is included in the ruling coalition! Who will stand up for our rights now?
Revolusion says: Whats Opposition?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Umm... well, you have a government party and you have an opposition party thats against the government party.
Revolusion says: What do you mean by party?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Political party! What else?
Revolusion says: Okay. We dont even have political parties in Libya.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Eh? But why?
Revolusion says: We arent allowed.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Man! Okay.
Revolusion says: Does your president support global terrorist organisations openly?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Never. He supports America, the biggest global terrorist ever!
Revolusion says: Well, Gaddafi supports banned terrorist organisations. His statements have been on record.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Hmm... So... how do I bring the revolution here? I am too enthusiastic, you see! My status also demands "revolution"!
Revolusion says: Okay, thanks for informing me. I initially thought it was some funny programming language. About the revolution, first you can gather a non-government force.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Like an NGO?
Revolusion says: NGO? Whats that?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Non-Government Organisation, man!
Revolusion says: Oh yeah! Theyre allowed here! But only if their ideology is in support to Gaddafi.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Oh! Well, anyway...
Revolusion says: Does your president control the Judiciary in Pakistan, too? Like the government does here?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Well, no. Its a separate institution here. Its independent.
Revolusion says: Cool! Do you guys have freedom of speech, press, assembly and association there?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Yes, of course. We have the rights in our constitution! But the laws arent implemented, you see.
Revolusion says: Whats constitution?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Its the book with all the major laws written in it.
Revolusion says: Oh, right, I got that. Your president wrote that?
r3v0LuT!0n says: No, the parliament did. Why? Dont you guys have a constitution?
Revolusion says: Well, we have a Green Book.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Is it green in colour?
Revolusion says: Yes. Its our legal document.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Written by the parliament?
Revolusion says: No. By Gaddafi.
r3v0LuT!0n says:Well, okay.
Revolusion says: You said you guys have all the freedom in your constitution, right? Whats your rating by Freedom House?
r3v0LuT!0n says: I dont know that. I can google it, wait! Oh, here it is! Political rights = 4, civil liberties = 5, freedom rating = partly free! See? I told you weve got laws but they arent implemented! Our state of affairs are so pathetic! What are your ratings by the way?
Revolusion says: Political rights = 7, civil liberties =7, freedom rating = not free.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Awwhh... Thats not good man.
Revolusion says: Thats more than not good, dude.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Hmmm... righto! So... how do I bring revolution?
Revolusion says: Can I ask you a question?
r3v0LuT!0n says: Ya sure man.
Revolusion says: Why exactly do you want to bring revolution?
Revolusion says: Hello?
r3v0LuT!0n says: We dont want our president to remain in power!
Revolusion says: But, why dont you?
Revolusion says: Are you there?
r3v0LuT!0n says:Ah... you wont understand! Youre not a Pakistani, you see.
Revolusion says: Well, man, to be very serious, thats really something only a Pakistani could understand! Ive got to go. See ya.
r3v0LuT!0n says: Never mind.
r3v0LuT!0n changed his status to i_L0v3_s3L3nA_G0m3Z.
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