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Maulana Fazlur Rehman: “From earthquakes to inflation are caused by the Jeans-Wearing Women"

Even if a satire... I know readers get the point... That Salafi Mullah character is no far from what khabaristan describes him... you know what I mean!

:lol: well not even satir as Azizm has mentioned it was your retarded iranian shia mulllah not any retarded salafi
 
Islamabad: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman following the Friday sermon requested the armed forces of Pakistan to launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women” all over Pakistan in a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad. Fazlur Rehman while highlighting the demerits of an operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) said that the Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.

“The Taliban are our brothers and their angst against the state is justified,” Fazl said adding that, “As brother Ansar Abbasi has so eloquently put in the past: TTP’s suicide bombings are just Allah’s wrath upon us. And so there is a need to earmark and eliminate the real enemy of Pakistan: every woman who wears jeans.”

When asked how jeans-wearing women were enemies of the state the JUI-F chief retorted angrily. “From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women. A woman that is not covered like a sack of flour is a walking and talking weapon of mass destruction for her state. And Pakistan has a multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities,” Fazl said, now fuming like a steam engine.

Fazl then went on to lay the blame of the Balochistan crisis, energy shortfall and the deteriorating security situation upon the “immodest women” as well.

“If you wrap up these women in sacks and keep them stored in your houses, do you think the Taliban brothers would attack Pakistan? That’s what they want, Shariah left, right and centre and women inside houses living in their sacks. And once Allah stops delivering His wrath via the Taliban the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment, which in turn would improve the energy situation. Every problem’s solution lies in taking care of the women.”

Fazl then openly requested the two Sharifs – the army chief and the prime minister – to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.

“Pakistan’s sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake. And when that’s the case the only logical approach of the state should be to launch a military operation,” concluded Fazl.

Maulana Fazlur Rehman calls for military operation against jeans-wearing women | Khabaristan Times

Is it not the one who called to help Saudis invade bare-foot Yemenis by sending Pakistani troops to Yemen? Is it not the one who called Muslims in Pakistan to cheer for Malek Salman?

It is a SATIRE piece of news but readers know who is and get the point...
Damn,Pakistan doesn't need Nukes or WMD's they just need to launch Jeans-Wearing Women on the World or their ArchRival Bharat. :smitten:
 
:lol: well not even satir as Azizm has mentioned it was your retarded iranian shia mulllah not any retarded salafi
Yes we had one retarted Mullah like this in Iran too... But everybody knows that Shia whatever extremest is still secular comparing to those Salafi sheikhs.... The difference is that nobody listen to a Mullah like this in Iran while Millions follow and kill themselves for that and other Salafi sheikhs in Paksitan... don't you agree?

I,m not making fun of Pakistanis... they are good people... I just want to draw the attention to this threat that will have huge costs for humanity more than Islam itself... We need to fight extremism where ever it is... although it is more seen in Salafi, Wahhabi communities
 
Damn,Pakistan doesn't need Nukes or WMD's they just need to launch Jeans-Wearing Women on the World or their ArchRival Bharat. :smitten:
lol :sarcastic:

but the truth is that we have many of the same problems with these nutcases, welcome to the sub continent :suicide:
 
Iranians should visit Pakistan before making such ridiculous statements. They will probably be in for a surprise.
Pakistan has 200 millions population and I know for sure that these kind of hate-spreaders who claim they are true Muslims are a minority but we need to be concerned as their minority is still in millions!!
 
lol :sarcastic:

but the truth is that we have many of the same problems with these nutcases, welcome to the sub continent :suicide:
Wearing jeans is not a problem as long as you Listen to your Parent's directives and be responsible Most Responsible parents in sub continent tend to be Conservative.
 
Yes we had one retarted Mullah like this in Iran too... But everybody knows that Shia whatever extremest is still secular comparing to those Salafi sheikhs.... The difference is that nobody listen to a Mullah like this in Iran while Millions follow and kill themselves for that and other Salafi sheikhs in Paksitan... don't you agree?

I,m not making fun of Pakistanis... they are good people... I just want to draw the attention to this threat that will have huge costs for humanity more than Islam itself... We need to fight extremism where ever it is... although it is more seen in Salafi, Wahhabi communities

we need to fight extremism indeed. In pakistan we Suffered from both Iranian and saudi extremism .

anyway your posted a stupid blog out of enthuisism so now linking it to anything serious is mere facepalm we better read before we post :)

Then what about women wearing Mini skirts ? :D


They bring tsunami awwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooo
 
we need to fight extremism indeed. In pakistan we Suffered from both Iranian and saudi extremism .

anyway your posted a stupid blog out of enthuisism so now linking it to anything serious is mere facepalm we better read before we post :)




They bring tsunami awwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooo


Tsunami inside hearts of men :whistle:
 
Wearing jeans is not a problem as long as you Listen to your Parent's directives and be responsible Most Responsible parents in sub continent tend to be Conservative.
as is the case in most developing countries, spl in and around the subcontinent.. 'eastern' culture is conservative

nothing wrong with that in itself, but the mullahs, khap guys etc and sometimes even regular people take it over the top..
 
as is the case in most developing countries, spl in and around the subcontinent.. 'eastern' culture is conservative

nothing wrong with that in itself, but the mullahs, khap guys etc and sometimes even regular people take it over the top..
Do you even know why the Khaps were formed in the first place? Ask any Jatt ,Gurjar etc. They imposed restrictions upon women because of the Islamic Invasions,where invaders took women as Bounty after killing the menfolk and kids above 14 years of age.That is how Jauhar (JIva Har) (harm to oneself while living came to be) also the Purdah and Ghoonghat came from then on!
Isis/Daesh is following the same model of Conquest.They kill all males above 13 years and then take the children and women as War booty(Maal-e-Ghanimat)

Their prophet told them to take as a wife whom you can hold in your right hand,how many wrists or hands can you hold in your hand at one time? unless you happen to be a giant with giant wrist capable of holding more than one.But these misunderstood people thought he meant taking 4 wives and later on additions changed it to 4 wives and then unlimited concubines or slaves.

Indian girls should not wear jeans. There's nothing back there and it looks wrong.
I beg your pardon? Jeans tend to overheat your lower body and testicles which leads to lower sperm production and hormone. For men it is not such a good idea to wear tight fitting clothes in tropical climates wear Boxers and loose clothes, for Cold climates yes wear jeans. Now you know what Lungi is for. ;)
For women there is no such compulsion.
What do you mean there is nothing back there and it looks wrong?Care to explain?
 
Do you even know why the Khaps were formed in the first place? Ask any Jatt ,Gurjar etc. They imposed restrictions upon women because of the Islamic Invasions,where invaders took women as Bounty after killing the menfolk and kids above 14 years of age.That is how Jauhar (JIva Har) (harm to oneself while living came to be) also the Purdah and Ghoonghat came from then on!
Isis/Daesh is following the same model of Conquest.They kill all males above 13 years and then take the children and women as War booty(Maal-e-Ghanimat)

Their prophet told them to take as a wife whom you can hold in your right hand,how many wrists or hands can you hold in your hand at one time? unless you happen to be a giant with giant wrist capable of holding more than one.But these misunderstood people thought he meant taking 4 wives and later on additions changed it to 4 wives and then unlimited concubines or slaves.
ok, dunno man.. I'm no historian/theologian expert on Islam or anything but I know the extremists there really are the worst of the worst.. it doesn't get much worse than people like "imam" Anjem Choudhary, ISIS, al qaeda, taliban etc

those guys want to take over the whole world and either convert us kuffar or make 'dhimmis' of us and extort jaziya tax money, and those who resist will be killed.

it truly is the most vile, disgusting, genocidal ideology ever..
 
ok, dunno man.. I'm no historian/theologian expert on Islam or anything but I know the extremists there really are the worst of the worst.. it doesn't get much worse than people like "imam" Anjem Choudhary, ISIS, al qaeda, taliban etc

those guys want to take over the whole world and either convert us kuffar or make 'dhimmis' of us and extort jaziya tax money, and those who resist will be killed.

it truly is the most vile, disgusting, genocidal ideology ever..
Don't worry as long we are here nothings gonna happen,They can say what they want because we always fought back and routed them from time to time,see history.They could never conquer us, if they did in their entirety as they did with Iraq,Iran,Egypt or others, we would have been another Islamic Bharat.Not Sanatana Dharmic, they got shattered by another force from the East the Golden Horde of Mongolia, which sacked Baghda and trampled their Caliph under horses, which shook them so much and there ended the Golden age of Islam. Bharat as we are we are still Hindu Majority, East is still Buddhist,atheist or etc. but not Abrahamic.
"Jab gidar ki mouth aati hai,toh sher ki taraf bhaagh thi hai". ;)
Many have come and went back empty handed.Their Conquest was a fail.
 
Don't worry as long we are here nothings gonna happen,They can say what they want because we always fought back and routed them from time to time,see history.They could never conquer us, if they did in their entirety as they did with Iraq,Iran,Egypt or others, we would have been another Islamic Bharat.Not Sanatana Dharmic, they got shattered by another force from the East the Golden Horde of Mongolia, which sacked Baghda and trampled their Caliph under horses, which shook them so much and there ended the Golden age of Islam. Bharat as we are we are still Hindu Majority, East is still Buddhist,atheist or etc. but not Abrahamic.
"Jab gidar ki mouth aati hai,toh sher ki taraf bhaagh thi hai". ;)
Many have come and went back empty handed.Their Conquest was a fail.
eheh, the way these Pakistanis have been going on about how R&AW is causing trouble there, just imagine the level of RAW penetration in the madrassa/jihadi community here ;)
 

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