A Pakistani's flattering compliment to an Indian

[Bharat Muslim]

Economically smart Golti guys:

1. Will buy bermuda/t-shirts from Walmart in June(summer starts) and return the same in August(summer almost over). There is usually a 30-90 day period to return items with tag and bill.

2. Will buy jacket/sweater from Burlington Coat Factory in Nov/Dec (Winter starts) and return the same with tag and bill by Feb (circa Winter end).

3. Will be most happy when they find a sofa set or mattress, thrown away by someone in the trash.

4. Will mostly sell items like Pressure cooker, microwave etc in Sulekha. They would have taken them from someone for free or from trash in the first place.

5. Will buy CARFAX and rent it out a car(VIN#)-to-car(VIN#) basis in Sulekha.

6. On weekends, they go to malls, Walmart, BJs, Costco, Sears, KMart etc and try to lure unsuspecting desi families into "Home Business Venture - No extra effort needed".

The original author of this stuff feels sad that his fellow state members do these types of nonsense. He is hurt. But I feel proud.

@Windjammer

 

[Mugwop]

@somebozo

 

[Kamikaze Pilot]

Another one for your collection:

Pakistan and China have not expanded since half a century where as India is illegally occupying Kashmir, annexed Sikkim, forged and financed terrorism in Sri Lanka...and is meddling in internal affairs of Tibet..

 

[Skimming]

Another compliment. This time by a Bangladeshi poster. If the statement is correct, it's a proud thing for Indians. Statement below:

Bangladeshi customers are not stingy like their Indian counterparts. That's why cars from Japan and Europe get more responses from Bangladeshis' market than the bheekari market.

@saif

 

[nahtanbob]

Except when it comes to defence purchases when they just become baffling

which defense contract is baffling ?