Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[fida jan]

^^^^ Yaar Eid ul Azah keh Din Jab Qurbani keh liye Janwar nakhre kartha hai Aur Asani se haat nahi ata tu kuch log us ko tora sa de dete hain

Aur woh Aram se sir laga laita hai

Bare Kaam ki cheez Hai

jab tu woh qurbani ka gosht khata hai to kaisa lagta hai

btw, kiya waqai main nisaw deta hai janwar ko kurbani se pehle

 

[fida jan]

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his Limousine car when he saw two men along roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you",the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.

They are over there, under that tree". "Bring them along," the
lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
as the Limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to thelawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!"

bhai us lawyer se bol tu bhi grass khaye ga aik din jab tu case hare ga

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his Limousine car when he saw two men along roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you",the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.

They are over there, under that tree". "Bring them along," the
lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
as the Limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to thelawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!"

heheheh good one

 

[Water Car Engineer]

 

[JonAsad]

 

[Windjammer]

While every one else slugs it out, the J-20 and F-22 enjoy a cosy relationship.

 

[killeragent]

While every one else slugs it out, the J-20 and F-22 enjoy a cosy relationship.

No offence ..both are just rubbing their a$$ and worst thing is that its flame vs flame..

 

[Firemaster]

^^^^^^

funny
sick:

 

[twoplustwoisfour]

 

[hembo]

The Kamran Akmal Bashing Brigade

- Kamran Akmal is such a bad wicket keeper, he can't even catch a flu. Not even if he stood naked in sub zero temperatures in Siberia!

- In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin? Kamran Akmal!

- Kamran Akmal is every robber's dream, because he will never be able to catch them.

- Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus!

- Maybe Kamran Akmal would have been a better wicket keeper if his hands were as big as his teeth.

- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind Ross Taylor, there is Kamran Akmal.

- Why is Umar Akmal the best batsman in the Akmal family? Because he got the most chance to bat in the back yard as Kamran Akmal kept dropping him.

- What do Kamran Akmal and a funnel have in common? Both let things through easily.

- Its time to drop Kamran Akmal, just so he knows how the ball feels.

- If Kamran Akmal was a South American footballer, his mistakes would have cost him his life by now.

- It's Ross Taylor's birthday! Shoaib Akhtar delivered the cake, Abdul Razzaq the candles, and Kamran Akmal blew them.

- Kamran Akmal will make a very good footballer because he will never be required to use his hands to catch the ball.

- Why do parents trust their daughters with Kamran Akmal? Because they know he will always drop them home.

- Ever wondered how the third best wicket keeper in the Akmal family is the first choice wicket keeper in the country?

- If a movie were to be made starring Kamran Akmal, it title would be "The one who dropped the ball".

- What is the one thing that Kamran Akmal is really good at? Clapping! Because he's always eager to put his hands together before the ball reaches him.

- What is Kamran Akmal's favourite pick up line? "Can I drop you somewhere?"

- What do Kamran Akmal and Michael Jackson have in common? Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

 

[Pukhtoon]

Guysss Pakistan ka next match 14 march ko hai Zimbabwe se ...
And
Zimbabwe k aik player Elton Chigumbura (allrounder) born (14 mar 1986) ... Birthday hai ... Aik or match gaya

:s:

 

[Paan Singh]

Guysss Pakistan ka next match 14 march ko hai Zimbabwe se ...
And
Zimbabwe k aik player Elton Chigumbura (allrounder) born (14 mar 1986) ... Birthday hai ... Aik or match gaya

:s:

team change kar lo,kisi bday boy ko team mein rakh lo

 

[Imran Khan]

While every one else slugs it out, the J-20 and F-22 enjoy a cosy relationship.

god damn so funny but you forget they have no brains some one teach them this hahahahaha

 

[Pukhtoon]

^^^^^ Imran bhai is ne dawayeee konsi khayee hai vigra ya jhari bhotiyon ka kamal hai woh b chines jhari bhotian

 

[Windjammer]

god damn so funny but you forget they have no brains some one teach them this hahahahaha

Imran Bahi, ever heard the term, doing it like Robots.