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[owais.usmani]

 

[Comet]

The irony is..... I am a Fastian

 

[boxer_B]

 

[owais.usmani]

 

[Evil Flare]

Oh Owais ..

Bhai aisa na karo

Kahi pe Nighain Kahi pe Nishana

 

[owais.usmani]

 

[garibnawaz]

 

[garibnawaz]

I have a similar expression in every ride of mine.

GB

 

[owais.usmani]

 

[BelligerentPacifist]

^Division of labour?

 

[SQ8]

The irony is..... I am a Fastian

So am I.. and this is pathetic. Its all because of that stupid Director of Isl fast and the influx of UETians in every dept,teachers,lab engineers,everybody.

 

[owais.usmani]

 

[beckham]

Mallu Bachelor's Proposal Letter .....You got to read this!!..

Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.

If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours Kutty

 

[beckham]

> Sardarji's Mom's Letter
>
>
>
>
> Dear Banta
> Vahe Guru !
>
>
> I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well
> there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read
> fast.
>
>
> We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad
> read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we
> moved 20 miles.
>
>
> I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who
> stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they
> would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be
> able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will
> remain same too.
>
>
> This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine,
> situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put
> in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
>
>
> The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last
> week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
>
>
> The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it
> would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal
> buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
>
>
> Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He
> is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
>
>
> By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The
> manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not
> allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
>
>
> Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out
> whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or
> Uncle.
>
>
> Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men
> tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
> cremated him and he burned for three days.
>
>
> Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying
> to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at
> sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a
> grave for his father.
>
>
> There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has
> happened.
>
>
> P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the
> time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter .

 

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