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The power of ‘ I love you too’……

Evil Flare

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The power of ‘ I love you too’……


A man escapes from prison where he’s been locked up for 15years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and he ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,
Kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband whispers over to wife:
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes ! He has probably spend a lot of time
In jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain…Do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he could kill us both. Be strong honey.
“I LOVE YOU !”

His wife responds: “ He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute and asked If we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in
The bathroom. Be strong honey. “ I LOVE YOU TOO ! “

SEND THIS TO ALL OF THOSE WHO ARE IN NEED OF A LAUGH….

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