OrionHunter
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Banta's wife to doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya.
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell me in English?
Banta's wife: My Londa Gironda from Hero Honda.
Banta enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside
and closes it. This he does again and again.
Santa: why u doing this?
Banta: Because the doctor told me to check sugar level regularly.
Banta climbed a tree.
Monkey asked: Thu upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple Khane.
Monkey: Par yeh to mango tree hai....
Banta: Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon!
Banta, Santa and friend were going on a scooter. A traffic policeman waved his
hand for them to stop.
Banta: Arre baba. we are already three, sorry, there's no place.
Santa and Banta were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. Banta
throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Santa stays unmoved. When Banta yells
why he is not running, Santa replies, "Why should I be running? It's you who've thrown the sand!”
Bank manager asks Banta in an interview: What is cyclone?
Banta: It is the loan given to purchase cycle!
Banta looked himself in a mirror and said: Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan!
Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi
ke saath hai!
Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket.
Banta: Give two tickets.
Conductor: Why two?
Banta: If I lose one, another will be there.
Conductor: What if you lose both?
Banta: No problem, I have pass...
MD: I give you a driver job. Starting salary is Rs 2000.
Banta: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?
ISRO sent Banta to the Moon. Banta got into rocket, but jumped out halfway, shouting, "How dare you cheat me. Today is new moon day. There will be no moon!"
Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Banta: No, but I can find it if you give me address...
Banta was drawing money from an ATM.
A person, who was just behind him said, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****).
Banta: Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258.
Banta's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly...
And finally.....
Banta sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report comes to his phone and he starts dancing.
Santa: Why are you dancing?
Banta: The report says, "DELIVERED"!!!
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell me in English?
Banta's wife: My Londa Gironda from Hero Honda.
Banta enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside
and closes it. This he does again and again.
Santa: why u doing this?
Banta: Because the doctor told me to check sugar level regularly.
Banta climbed a tree.
Monkey asked: Thu upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple Khane.
Monkey: Par yeh to mango tree hai....
Banta: Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon!
Banta, Santa and friend were going on a scooter. A traffic policeman waved his
hand for them to stop.
Banta: Arre baba. we are already three, sorry, there's no place.
Santa and Banta were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. Banta
throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Santa stays unmoved. When Banta yells
why he is not running, Santa replies, "Why should I be running? It's you who've thrown the sand!”
Bank manager asks Banta in an interview: What is cyclone?
Banta: It is the loan given to purchase cycle!
Banta looked himself in a mirror and said: Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan!
Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi
ke saath hai!
Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket.
Banta: Give two tickets.
Conductor: Why two?
Banta: If I lose one, another will be there.
Conductor: What if you lose both?
Banta: No problem, I have pass...
MD: I give you a driver job. Starting salary is Rs 2000.
Banta: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?
ISRO sent Banta to the Moon. Banta got into rocket, but jumped out halfway, shouting, "How dare you cheat me. Today is new moon day. There will be no moon!"
Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Banta: No, but I can find it if you give me address...
Banta was drawing money from an ATM.
A person, who was just behind him said, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****).
Banta: Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258.
Banta's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly...
And finally.....
Banta sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report comes to his phone and he starts dancing.
Santa: Why are you dancing?
Banta: The report says, "DELIVERED"!!!
