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Pakistani Men You’ll Have the Pleasure To Meet in Your Lifetime

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Pakistani Men You’ll Have the Pleasure To Meet in Your Lifetime


1. The Chauvinist.


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Blatant believer of male superiority, a typical desi Y-chromosome cliche. Thinks show of emotion is being “sissy” and femininity is a handicap.

2. The considers-self-to-be-a-feminist but actually a chauvinist.


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These are the men who talk the big talk about misogyny and patriarchy and seemingly hop on the feminist bandwagon but in reality, they are nothing short of the first category.

3. The oily middle-parting hair, dimonte- studded shirt, who knows seven English words.


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One of which is “boobs”, others are “chips”, “burgar” and “phone”.

4. The smart ones who will make an effort to make you feel bad about yourself.




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This is the one who will tactfully make you feel bad and guilty about every decision you make and ensure you blame yourself.

5. The dumb ones who will make an effort to make you feel bad about yourself.


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They have zero substance themselves but yet, somehow manage to make you feel like shit despite that mental shortcoming. And, we let them.

6. The self-esteem crusher.


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They will go the extra mile trying to pin-point your problem areas, physically and otherwise. Hide your sisters, hide yourselves.

7. The pervert.

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This category finds sadistic pleasure in staring you right, left and center. They also make frequent jokes about your body, cat-call, whistle practically make you uncomfortable under the false notion that they are somehow complimenting you and you should be flattered.

8. The paedophile.


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The men who allow their mothers to scout for potential bahus with a decade of an age-gap. Or older men cat-fishing young, impressionable teen girls online. Essentially, this fetish is real and needs to go.

9. The jealous hypocrite.

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You’re expected to play it cool when he mentions one ex-girlfriend or is out late hanging out with girls that are “just friends” but God forbid if you do the same.

10. The secret/open domestic abuser.


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The worst kind of self-proclaimed Alpha-male who thinks it’s okay for you to suffer from abuse whilst lie to your friends, parents, neighbors that you fell over and hurt yourself. He deserves no respect, no discount and no redemption over this.
 
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11. The compulsive liar.

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The lethal kind who win over your heart by making you feel like you’re the only girl in the world and how lucky you are to be his but all those are elaborately decorated lies he tells pretty much every girl. Let’s hope you find out sooner than later.

12. The demander of nudes.

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This hormonal specimen thinks it’s his God-given birth right to violate your body, inside his head and otherwise. Disgusting, shameless and is personally offended when you say “no”.

13. The rich one who believes his “riches” to be a personality trait and expect you to swoon.


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When you really just want to dislodge the stick from a certain cavity of theirs.

14. The avid-complier of “double-standard policy”


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This young individual thinks everything is a go-zone for him but when it comes to girls complying to similar standards, he just can’t deal.

15. The nice guy who cannot handle rejection.


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“Friend-zone” him and he just can’t digest that you are the only authority on your emotions. Not one, not two, there are multiple alternate realities – in your head, neither one of them have you two together.

16. The one who chimes “not all men” like a personal mantra whenever given examples.

This category shall not only refuse to understand that the problem isn’t all men, it is just enough men to make every single woman’s life a living hell but shall also use this very phrase to deny representation, a platform and voice to those who truly require it.


17. The “you are right, and perfect, and capable but it’s the society that is wrong and you need protection from me and I trust you but not men around you”.


It’s his protective instinct that you are somehow expected to fawn over. It eventually takes you ten anniversaries and four kids to realize that he is the modern version of category 1 and 2.

18. The seemingly perfect ones who are in a relationship.




That lucky girl.

19. The actually perfect ones who are unfortunately interested in men.


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Self-explanatory.

20. Those who are unlike all above categories actually do exist but you never find them because HA HA HA
 
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I don't know why but I'm very much comfortable around western men .
I can be wrong but I think the difference between south Asian and western men is that western men respect your privacy and they treat you equally.They don't tend to mind things and they're actually more forgiving in nature .
 
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Who ever compile this list is a noob and should be jailed..
The number 6 ..Pervert goes both ways
Especially some girls
 
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The most I hate such men are the stalkers who loves to keep an eye on where you’re going and who you’re meeting, whom are you talking with etc etc . I would slap freeks who act like they own me and they've rights to put restrictions on me .
Na jaan na pehchan me ap ka mehman.

19. The actually perfect ones who are unfortunately interested in men.


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Self-explanatory.

Hahah ..
Piar kia to darna kia . :P.

19. The actually perfect ones who are unfortunately interested in men.


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Self-explanatory.

Hahah ..
Piar kia to darna kia . :P.
 
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I don't know why but I'm very much comfortable around western men .
I can be wrong but I think the difference between south Asian and western men is that western men respect your privacy and they treat you equally.They don't tend to mind things and they're actually more forgiving in nature .
we think western women are more attractive as well... pakistani women are too full of themselves... even a fat ugly chick will think she is something.
 
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