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Effective Ways to Spot A Typical Chichora
Chichora a**holes are a pain, quite literally. By the way, we’re not referring to anatomical a**holes, but human ones. They’re the most interesting people you come across in your life because some of them are obnoxiously unaware of their distinct characteristics that we feel it’s our duty to let you know how to spot one.
So read on to see how you can catch them in their act, as most of them would be:
1. They’re the ones wearing sunglasses indoors and/or at night.
For them it’s like their personal brand of “swag” that keeps them revitalized and others wondering how can they not know the level of stupidity on this one???
2. They google quotes to put up as profile picture caption.
They know the importance of coming up with deep AF quotations to let everyone know how philosophically rooted they are. However this tactic fools no one especially since they are not so subtle in their use of wise words.
3. Their Facebook timelines are full of check-ins that are mostly done from their bedroom.
Via: Tumblr
Ever since Facebook came up with this feature of adding your location, these people have been hard at work “drinking dinner” at McDonald’s or Hardee’s even though they really are at Rizwan Burger.
4. Their “candid” instagram shots take 2 hours to perfect.
Via: Tumblr
And then hash tagging their photos #candid #OOTD #Life #ThankyouRaheelSharif, which makes their attempts feel even more fake -__-.
5. They comment on public forums with complete bio-data, hoping for a rishta.
Someone please send this handsome hunk a rishta. People like these leave no stone unturned in their quest to find the perfect partner.
6. Their (most likely googled) Facebook status is deeper than certain offshore accounts.
We can’t even….. matlb k kia yaar.
7. Partying to angraizi songs is their norm, while not knowing a single word to the song.
Via: Tumblr
It’s okay if you prefer Naseebo Laal over Nicki Minaj, but these folks will pretend to twerk at “anaconda” while in their bedrooms they mujra to “gujara vey“.
8. Their bae has an even more annoying nickname than “bae”, and everyone must hear it.
Bae is just one of these words. Janu/Manu/shonu are all annoying AF nicknames that these people call their significant others and that too on public forums. *The absolute horror”
Chichora a**holes are a pain, quite literally. By the way, we’re not referring to anatomical a**holes, but human ones. They’re the most interesting people you come across in your life because some of them are obnoxiously unaware of their distinct characteristics that we feel it’s our duty to let you know how to spot one.
So read on to see how you can catch them in their act, as most of them would be:
1. They’re the ones wearing sunglasses indoors and/or at night.
For them it’s like their personal brand of “swag” that keeps them revitalized and others wondering how can they not know the level of stupidity on this one???
2. They google quotes to put up as profile picture caption.
They know the importance of coming up with deep AF quotations to let everyone know how philosophically rooted they are. However this tactic fools no one especially since they are not so subtle in their use of wise words.
3. Their Facebook timelines are full of check-ins that are mostly done from their bedroom.
Via: Tumblr
Ever since Facebook came up with this feature of adding your location, these people have been hard at work “drinking dinner” at McDonald’s or Hardee’s even though they really are at Rizwan Burger.
4. Their “candid” instagram shots take 2 hours to perfect.
Via: Tumblr
And then hash tagging their photos #candid #OOTD #Life #ThankyouRaheelSharif, which makes their attempts feel even more fake -__-.
5. They comment on public forums with complete bio-data, hoping for a rishta.
6. Their (most likely googled) Facebook status is deeper than certain offshore accounts.
7. Partying to angraizi songs is their norm, while not knowing a single word to the song.
Via: Tumblr
It’s okay if you prefer Naseebo Laal over Nicki Minaj, but these folks will pretend to twerk at “anaconda” while in their bedrooms they mujra to “gujara vey“.
8. Their bae has an even more annoying nickname than “bae”, and everyone must hear it.
Bae is just one of these words. Janu/Manu/shonu are all annoying AF nicknames that these people call their significant others and that too on public forums. *The absolute horror”
