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True man. Take a stick and break the monitor that showed you such map and and gouge out your eyes that saw such map.

O bhai. He will die googling the meaning. He had me confused with his buddies already.

How did you find out I was typing with one hand?

Don't wet your bed after seeing my snake....

A woman in the land of the pure need to produce 4 witnesses to prove she was raped. Otherwise, it is her who has committed Zina and is thrown in jail. Result - No rape in Pakistan at all. Only legal thukai apart from 4 women for 1 man facility. People in the land of pure also don't shit...

Run Lola Run....

Is there really not even a little Photoshop here and there?

I don't expect the paint shop owners to develop ring laser gyro, but you can certainly make me eat my words by mentioning a seeker that they might have developed...huh? May be you should recite the surah a little harder. You are letting down your madarsa....

Last time they fired a missile, they didn't know where it had fallen. Its pieces were shown on TV. You need guidance technologies to guide the rocket. What seeker has Pakistan developed? I think they just fired it towards the sea and started reciting surah.

Only 200 were combat troops and they surrendered because their ammunition ran out, their swords broke, and they sustained fractures of their hands and feet. The rest were darzi, halwai, clerk, chaprasi, teacher, maulana, etc. True Story Bruv...

O bhai. Don't bother posting news about what HAL/DRDO may do. Only post about what they did. Don't be surprised if your children are pasting the same news years after.

He is not Chinese, but he is Pakistani. Cheer-leading comes with the territory.

Holding hands is more common amongst lovers. Now when the relationship is higher than mountains and deeper than sea, you have to watch what the other hand is doing.

BJP is fudging the numbers. What can you do? You can't even open a tea stall.

Errr...You don't have to explain it Mr. TT. It is an established fact Pakistan has suicidal tendencies.

When are deliveries to Martians commencing of JF17?

Kashmir Kashmir Karte Karte Bacha Hua Pakistan Bhi Allah Miya Ko Pyara Ho Jaayega.

Ghaas Khayenge, Acid Piyenge, Aadha Mulk Gavaenge, Par Pakistani Nahi Sudhrenge

At one side they say preparing for two-front war. On the other side, the ships carry minimum possible missiles.