ONLY MARRIED PEOPLE WILL TRULY
UNDERSTAND.
Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho?
H: Dal chawal bana lo?
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the?
H: to sabji roti bana lo?
W: bacche nahi khayenge?
H: to chhole puri bana lo?
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai?
H...
Bollywood scripts huge success at Pak box office - The Times of India
You mean to say that all those Pakistanis who watches Bollywood movies have low IQ
Racism .....?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?" ( Mustard OIL)
The clerk says "are you a Sikh?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had...