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One day while on traffic control, a policeman flags down a car for speeding. As he walks up to the car he sees it is being driven by a beautiful brunette. “Excuse me, Miss, did you not see the signs, this is a 30 mph zone and you were going at least 50 mph. May I see your licence and...

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when she was suddenly attacked by a huge wolf. “At last, at last,” laughed the wolf. “I’m going to eat you all up.” “Oh sod it,” said Little Red Riding Hood, “doesn’t anyone **** these...

There’s a badminton competition at the local leisure centre and a young man, seeing a girl all on her own, decides to go and ask her if she would like to team up with him for a doubles match. Much to his astonishment she yells at the top of her voice, “How dare you. No I will not...

At the end of the human biology class, the lecturer conducted a quick question and answer session to check that everyone had been listening to his lesson. “You over there, the girl in red,” he said pointing, “which part of the body becomes 10 times its normal size under...

It was cold and pouring with rain but the boy’s mother insisted he go and feed the animals on their freeholding before he could have breakfast. The boy went out in a dark rage, kicked the chickens, punched the cow and threw water all over the pigs. When he got back inside his mother was...

If the Amred Forces didnt de rail an Established Democratic Political Order than there image will improve automatically..!!!

Now which country After China could effectively share the US debt...??

so technically the US recognised Al Qaida..!!!

Solmon2, the US dosent cares for the Chinese Leverage, If it did then then it wouldnt have been selling hi tech military equipment to Taiwan for which the Chinese were really pissed off , But they went ahead with there Arms deal despite China openly coming out against it, So China having...

Dude, i ended up getting an appointment from a psychiatrist , What i really hate is that, its the parent's call or no call even though i am independent , my choice was immediately rejected and when my parents went for there choice , i got rejected..even though i try to act normal but somtimes it...

its saturaday night and its was prety rough .. but thankyou all for the giggles except for MastanKhan's post # 86 which was so so true...!!!

Like It or Unfriend It AMERICA and Indigenous Peoples are now friends. Christopher Columbus wrote on America’s wall: “This IS India, right?” America has joined the New World network. America is no longer friends with Indigenous Peoples. The Pilgrims wrote on America’s wall...

Let’s Not Linger in Afghanistan LAST month President Obama announced plans for withdrawing by next summer the approximately 30,000 American troops sent to Afghanistan as part of the 2009 surge. We commend the president for sticking to the July date he had outlined for beginning the...

love is pure, atleast for a few individuals...!!!

Cyber romance: Chatting up a fairytale Thomas flew from the US to marry his sweetheart in Sahiwal. SAHIWAL: The United States embassy has requested special protection for US citizen Thomas Daniel, 35, who recently came to Pakistan to marry a Christian girl from Sahiwal. The couple had...

The Chinese will eate the human flesh and drink the rivers dry..:lol: