Boy to Doctor - My Grfn is Pregnant but I used protection.
Doctor: Ek kahani suno...ek shikari ek din gun ki jagah umbrella le gaya,
achanak lion samne aaya to usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya
lion marr gaya.
Buy: Impossible kisi aur ne goli maari hogi.
Doctor: Exactly......