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I am surprised PTI didn't have GPS enabled on his phone like with Azhar Mashwani. When azhar mashwani's location was revealed on the internet, ISI baabu's panicked and asked him if he had some kind of tracking device (it was his phone :lol: )

Aap blunder keh rhe he. Paawen jernal apni tarfun bari efficiencian marde howan pe. Aik jungle me koi doctor nhi tha. Sher ne bandar ko doctory seekhne ka kha. Us ka kharcha paana diya. Kuch arsay baad bandar sb ready hue aur unhe jungle ka offical doctor lga diya gya. Aik din koi janwar bemar...

No, I meant it's how we feel.

Sir, tusi hukam karo. Tuhano sun'ney te haan pe. Hun tusi aakho ke falanay nathu khairay di vi sanu, falaney di vi suno, te ae ti thik nhi na.

You don't get it, ustad. It's not the thumke shumke, that's the appeal, it the feeling. The closest word is "righteous". It's the feeling of righteousness.

And how many seconds in, till you bust that nut?

Ae dasu koi plot shot vi milsi ya sukki patriotism te guzara karna pesi, jinj pre-2022 karde saan?

I lowkey hate that we are quoting Asma Jahangir but she said it best. "Duffers"

Agar IK nahi handle kar ska us 2nd wife (Devil's Mistress) ko, te tuhade vi bas da rog ni je. Make no mistake Allah kolo panah mangni chahi di he, aise makhloq tu bachao di.

What must I do? Please tell me? Do bayt of Hafiz sb and chant tasbeeh of his name five times a day? You got it.

@RescueRanger , lo hi nawi gal sun lo. O bhai, to ye sab keya chal rha he? Abhi wo govt me nhi he to status quo forces are united against him, merely out of fear of what he would do. Do you think he had any room for meaningful change in that shaky coalition govt? We all saw how it ended.

Fine. You can share pictures of faujeets celebrating and I'll ask the same question. Happy?

A jatt and a taili got into an fight once. The taili taunted him "Jatta o Jatta, tere sir vich maarya watta". The jatt thought of a reply for a second, couldn't think of a reply that rhymed like that of the taili. So he said "Taili or Taili, tere sir vich maarya kohlu". Some onlooker said...

IG Islamabad should be the last one to be let off the hook. He's the real Himmler

Yeah, that was a brain fart from jango sb, no offense. Like, his heart is going to melt after seeing that video of police pushing an old woman around? The guy was behind the model town massacre. Many women were killed there, not just pushed around.

Let's skip the platitudes and how lowly you may think of the people. Do you agree that the people have a right to choose their govt?

Awww, dude. Brother to brother, you gotta delete or edit that. Takes the sting out of the whole thing.

@PWFI , which one of these handsome guys is you?

The country/state is the people. It's not the land.

PML-N's future should be the least of our worries right now. Pakistan's future is in question