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    Sania Mirza to marry Shoaib Malik?

    Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,bade joshh ke sath ! Arz kia hai... Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,bade josh ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge bade soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal sham ko hyderabad mein dekha shoaib ke sath :cry:
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    Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,bade joshh ke sath ! Arz kia hai... Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,bade josh ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge bade soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal sham ko hyderabad mein dekha shoaib ke sath :cry:
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    arz kia hai.... zindagi ne kiye hain kitne sitam zindagi ne kiye hai kitne sitam ..maa kasam..shayari khatam.
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    mera sher hai pani ki do boondein mera sher hai pani ki do boondein TAPAK TAPAK :lol:
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    Pakistan in Pictures

    oh my god!! superb pictures...amazing pakistan...even my country is beautiful just like this..hope someday the tension evades and the people of both the country travel each others place..and the world will be so peaceful to live....no war..just love.
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    Sania Mirza to marry Shoaib Malik?

    whats going on man.. shoaib meeting maha in tv...saniya playing in dubai with shoaib...maha fell down for shoaib while playing with sania...mahadevan comes from hyderabad and contacted shoaib...and sania was introduced to operah winfrey in jhumritalaiya...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:angry:..whats...
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    Sania Mirza to marry Shoaib Malik?

    hhhmmm......saniya and shoaib will now play tennis in the cricket pitch in dubai:rofl:...but I still hate sania:angry:...bad girl..sania..i like her cousin now..she is a nice girl...she is fit for me..:woot:
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    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain i hate kids..:angry: :cry:
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    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
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    My mom thinks I'm at the movies...
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    Sania Mirza to marry Shoaib Malik?

    yar rapist,mass murderer,charlie chaplin ko de sakte ho..par yar mere ko nahi de sakte..this is not done....mujhme kya burai hai??? itna smart larka aur kahan milega use??this is not done..I want my racket and Rs12.75 paise back from sania..she hasnt returned it yet....:angry::angry:
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    Man Attempts to Commit Suicide by Shoving a Cucumber up His Backside

    :confused:Bhai uski galti nahi hai...zamana ulta aa gaya hai....I think he was trying to eat the cucumber..galti se entry ke jagah exit mein hath chala gaya...so sad..cucmber lost its way..:confused:
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    Sania Mirza to marry Shoaib Malik?

    you don't know...hundreds of girls fall for this cute face...don't keep looking at my profile pic like that,i am not responsible if you fall in love with me...:bounce::bounce::bounce:
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    Sania Mirza to marry Shoaib Malik?

    I hate Sania..finally I have divorced her last night..in my dream..she is bad wife....she has not yet returned my racket that she stole from my house...thank you shoaib for taking her away.:confused::confused::confused:
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    Ramdev keen to introduce yoga in Pakistan

    yoga is good for health..I do it every day..that gives me energy to resist the punches and kicks from my wife.. i must go..its my yoga time...thank you !! :confused:
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    Sania Mirza to marry Shoaib Malik?

    Thank god...i thought no will tell the truth..i knew you are a faithful witness of our marriage... yes,you are right,I'll sue Sania in dubai court..you see both of them the citizen of that country now....:rofl::rofl::rofl:..she also owes me Rs.12.75 that i gave her and she has not returened...
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    Sania Mirza to marry Shoaib Malik?

    aaaaaeeeeeeeeeeee !!! how did you know this ????? you are right I married to her when I was in my dream,but you see marriage is a marriage..and yes I was talking about divorcing her in my dreams itself..:rofl::rofl::rofl: aaj raat mein hi use talak deta hun main.
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    Sania Mirza to marry Shoaib Malik?

    People are saying that Shoaib is already married,but you guys don't know that Sania is married to me..we married secretly when she was touring jhumritalaiya..how can she marry I have not yet divorced her..I am planning to sue her...thgis is not done yar...abba dabba chabba...:angry::hitwall:
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    When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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