21 Hilariously Weird Things that Happen Only In Pakistan

Maarkhoor · Dec 13, 2015

21 Hilariously Weird Things that Happen Only In Pakistan

May 9, 2015

We love Pakistan with all its craziness. Here are some crazy things you will find Only In Pakistan. Have a good laugh!

1- Love Qulfi

2- When there is no space in the vehicle…

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No vehicle is ever small for us. The above is just an example.

3- Marketing at its best

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This furniture is unbreakable. See the above demo.

4- Social media taken to the next level

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Have you tried Twitter biscuits yet. They pair amazingly with chai.

5- Because donkeys are too mainstream

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“I wish I could have a pet zebra.”

“But donkeys are like zebras!”

6- Follow the advice. Whatever it’s saying

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I think I get an idea of what they are trying to say. hmm… Good advice…

7- Never bought new clothes!

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Think positive: we are just conserving the environment. We use our resources wisely.

8- Smoking huqqa like a boss

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He certainly knows what he is doing!

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9- Nobody messes with my bike

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If you gotta take my bike, you gotta take me too!

10- This poetry deserves an award

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If you know what I mean!

11- Excuse me, my donkey’s out of gas!

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Oh yes, my donkey lives on gas. There is a gas cylinder inside it. Food was getting expensive so I cut the donkey’s stomach and put in a cylinder inside. Of course, it’s still living! It’s a Pakistani donkey!

12- “Which one is for the ladies, please?”

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You need to figure it out yourself. It’s Pakistan, dude! What were you thinking?

13- It’s a warning, I am serious!

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Don’t ever knock that door if you want to get married or stay married!

14- Oh, my shoes were bleeding right now!

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It makes sense, all right!

15- Yes! I always knew Bieber was a girl!

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They just confirmed all our doubts!

16- Jaylous not!

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Were you getting jealous? You were, admit it!

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17- Now, that’s scary!

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OMG, don’t even come near it! It’s a dangerous zone!

18- Meanwhile in Pakistan

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These are transgender bakras. Both pink and blue!

19- OK, I didn’t know there were so many kinds of circumcisions available for choice. Has anyone tried the Egyptian one?

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Will the Egyptian one make me an Egyptian? I have heard Egyptians are beautiful.

20- Meanwhile somewhere in Peshawar

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Does Afridi have boobs? No, probably boom boobs?

21- That chick is single, guaranteed!