Zardari joke

[dabong1]

* "Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres."

* To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.

* Robber: "Give me all your money!"

Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari."

Robber: "OK. Give me all my money"

 

[noman ahmad]

Hehehehe!!
But now this kind of political jokes are banned in pakistan.

 

[Super Falcon]

yes but if ur sitting abroad than its ok like me yesterday came to uae

 

[Chanakyaa]

These are not Jokes if taken seriously.
These are the voices of "awaam" to tell the leaders what they feel about them.
These words are words of truth and the heart of a common man.

They make us cry cant we even laugh at them ?

 

[Ahmed3476]

nice joke i agree with you about asif ali zardari

 

[nizamuddin]

ha ha ha ha ha ........... nice