Major d1
BANNED
- Joined
- Jun 4, 2016
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- Go live in the white house.
- Eat all the sushi before it went bad.
- Find a kitten, keep it in the white house, and treat it like royalty.
- Gather cans of whipped cream and spray them into my mouth whilst reminiscing about where it all went wrong.
- Raid all the gun shops and shoot into the air whilst taking awesome selfies.
- Cry. A lot.
- Take drugs. A lot.
- Eat donuts. A lot.
- Travel to ALL the places.
- Impose national holidays such as National No School Day and Puppy Appreciation Day.
- Steal the fanciest wine in the world and take small sips whilst pretending to be fancy.
- Always wear a monocle.
- Leave tons of messages to aliens, detailing what happened on Earth.
- Be studying electrical engineering, so I can get power in my area to work again.
- Play with robots.
- Pretend to break into, and steal from, people’s houses.
- MAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF THINGS GO BOOM.
- Attempt to make test tube babies, probably fail miserably, continue eating whipped cream.
- Throw gold into the ocean, just because I can.
- Grab a pile of preserved human eggs, a bunch of preserved human sperm, a paper, a metal case, and a gun. I write on the paper, ‘revive us if you have the technology’ in every language I can find, then put the stuff I brought in the metal case. I take my final spray of whipped cream, eat another piece of sushi I've been saving for this moment, and shoot myself. It was a life well lived.
Y’know, I probably should have been more specific with the “revive us if you can” message. How about “Hey, we were a cool species called humans. We all died though and I was the last one. You guys see that box of goopy stuff over there? Thats the stuff you need to get us back. (Insert article about human insemination here.)