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[S.M.R]

Pakistan Election


1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

2. Present Address

(i) Name of Jail : _______________________
(ii) Cell Number : _______________________​

3. Political Party : _______________________

(List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological Order)​

4. Nationality: [ ]

A - Italian
B - Pakistani​

5. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)

A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of the above​

6. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)

A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue
(if you choose "D,attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recogonised Government Psychiatrist)​

7. How many years of public service experience do you possess?

A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs
​

8. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

9. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]

(Do not confuse with question Cool)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years​

10. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]

A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand​

11. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]

A - 10-50 Crores
B - 50-100 Crores
C - Overflow...
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc. to Rupees)​

12. Do you have any developmental plans for Pakistan in mind? [ ]

A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No​

13. How many people have you killed or murdered ?[ ]

A - 50
B - 100
C - 1000
D - Lost count​

14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [___]





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[Vibs]

LOL....could be applicable to almost every country in the sub continent.

 

[S.M.R]

LOL....could be applicable to almost every country in the sub continent.

Yes, bcaz our roots are same....

 

[T-Faz]

Where do I send it to after I have filled it out?

Soon, things are going to get a lot better for me.