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An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began:
“Before beginning my speech I want to tell you a very very old story about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.
When he found a beautiful lake,
he thought- ”What a good opportunity to have a bath”,
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
A Pakistani had stolen them"!!
The Pakistani representative in Assembly jumped up furiously and shouted:
"what are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren’t there then".
Indian representative smiled and said,
“And now that we have made that clear, I’ll begin my speech"-
“And they say Kashmir belongs to them”.
Everybody laughed.
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A representative from India began:
“Before beginning my speech I want to tell you a very very old story about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.
When he found a beautiful lake,
he thought- ”What a good opportunity to have a bath”,
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
A Pakistani had stolen them"!!
The Pakistani representative in Assembly jumped up furiously and shouted:
"what are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren’t there then".
Indian representative smiled and said,
“And now that we have made that clear, I’ll begin my speech"-
“And they say Kashmir belongs to them”.
Everybody laughed.

This Is Smart One | Siasat
This Is Smart One - Worldnews.com

