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illusion8 I mean no disrespect so please dont take it personally
but I loved this piece you sourced from the internet.
I have taken the liberty of picking one piece and trying to figure out its stature in the creative writings.
1.
Trucks!!? Really? Talk about not being discrete. But then again why didn’t they use freight trains? To carry the amount of all this BS “they” really needed Trucks for that, I will raise a point of using freight trains next time for similar job.
2. Right…!!!
Briefing or debriefing (fill in whatever suits you, reader) the journalists about national affairs is an “on and off” job of ISI. Seems legit argument, moving on.
3. Talk about ISI not getting the hint!!! The
brotherly love cant be forced cant be demanded from these journalists, it has to be earned (far better if paid in untraceable bonds and US dollars by foreign nationals cough cough).
4.
Who you gonna call? Ghost busters? Its been over 8 years that judiciary, media and the lawyers are grilling the agencies over missing persons. All that was needed was to go on Ch Iftikhar Hotline who starts getting fits when he hears the word Pakistan military or ISI and then there is always trusty Asma Jhangir. With “democracy” in power even an FIR at any Islamabad police station would have sufficed. Any PPP/ PMLn MNA could have made a career out of it.
5. What? Who..
friend of friend’s what? Reminds me of the line from the movie spaceballs
Dark Helmet:I am your father'sbrother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. (Spaceballs (1987) - Quotes - IMDb)
6. Colonel in ISI? Yea sure its sourced from Military officers from 3 services (hence the name). hey but wait. What about your claim at number 4? You called everyone but the ISI? Oh I see but he is friend of friends brothers’ somebody.. but still an ISI guy.. so was he contacted? But that goes against the golden rule of not contacting anyone but an ISI.. or maybe he was undercover? Or maybe this circular argument is worth a sack of bullshite oozing with the stench of nonsense.
7. Confirmed? Or did he brief or debrief? Whatever he did that seems legit as the point number 2. Good job ISI keep up your briefing and debriefing.
8. A sensitive ISI colonel? Wait that’s contradictory statement. Sensitive to what? Sunlight? Love? Hate mail ? email spam? Nuts? A sensitive type station commander. Who briefs and debriefs the journalists before imploring them with brotherly love and then abducting them in trucks.
9. By God I didn’t do it, he did it. New Sensitivity test, if someone assures you he didn’t do it then he is sensitive to it. So it seems an assurance from a senior ISI officer is enough sometimes as long as the blame is shifted within the organization to someone else and the “principles of Journalism” stay intact.
10. The Other Cell: Hello other Cell? Yes this is other cell, who is this and how did you get this number? Well I am the journalist and I am not contacting you directly because our Code of practice dictates that we contact everyone else but the ISI… Other Cell: Ok? Then why are you contacting me…? Well the thing is .. there is an ISI colonel… he is really sensitive type you see.. and he said he didn’t do it.. you did it. Other Cell: do what? .. used the trucks to kidnap our journalist and all our bullshite. Other Cell: but we freed him didn’t we? Why you calling now? … well we need our bullshite back… Other Cell.. na .. you cant have it. make some more of it. we are currently feeding your bullshite to the another journalist.. you see he wont take any other food.