The death Calculator.

[Signalian]

Yiu mean to say he could take angles for a ride?

angel of death, yes.

Then angel of death went to God and told him the story. God smiled and said i know a weakness of that person, he is very proud over his achievement since cheating death isnt easy.

 

[Mentee]

so stop talking to family members for a change..

I don't need to waysay kuddos you to for improvising such an easy trick to dodge your parents.

 

[Signalian]

Yeh 2060 January tak zinda hai

Wakeel sahab hain, itni asani aur jaldi nahi marain gay

 

[war&peace]

Bht masoom ho app

kia karain bus .... masoomiyet se kaam chalta ha is duniye ma.

 

[Mentee]

angel of death, yes.

Then angel of death went to God and told him the story. God smiled and said i know a weakness of that person, he is very proud over his achievement since cheating death isnt easy.

Allow me to depict what might have happend - - - -
Ya Allah ay banda hr vaari jhaaka dy dynda ay toba

 

[Tps43]

Wakeel sahab hain, itni asani aur jaldi nahi marain gay

Dheet kera hai inma

kia karain bus .... masoomiyet se kaam chalta ha is duniye ma.

 

[Signalian]

Allow me to depict what might have happend - - - -
Ya Allah ay banda hr vaari jhaaka dy dynda ay toba

what that man actually did was to calculate when angel of death will come to take his life and he would make hundreds of clones of himself. the angel of death couldn't find the real him between the clones...

Dheet kera hai inma

he should forget that keera and listen attentively to the story that im telling him

 

[Maarkhoor]

Have you tried bone shaped cookies ?

No I don't cookies.....you like that...will send you some.

 

[I.R.A]

he should forget that keera and listen attentively to the story that im telling him

You are factually wrong, he is in no position to dictate the keera, infact no one is ....... its the keera who may be persuaded to take a rest.

 

[Maarkhoor]

..we are just joking and I'm Pathan myself.

Acha tu app b pul-saraat kisi k shoulder per cross karyen gey ...lols

 

[war&peace]

You will live to be 120 years, 6 months and 21 days old!

Is the result when I told that website, I was born in 1905, have been smoking 10 packs a day for 49 years, drink daily and live in Iraq and BMI <25

Not intelligent I guess, with these habits at age of 113, it still hopes that I would live another 7 years.

It means you need to relocate to Iraq

No I don't cookies.....you like that...will send you some.

I don't like cookies...

 

[I.R.A]

It means you need to relocate to Iraq

I can if Iraq pays me ........

 

[Devil Soul]

Chuddy wali harkato main


Mentee tera liya

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1826858110741588

Joo Maza Ammi ki Joti aur Abu kay Uthanay kay style mein hai, woh Naram Naram Hath mein nai......

 

[Tps43]

what that man actually did was to calculate when angel of death will come to take his life and he would make hundreds of clones of himself. the angel of death couldn't find the real him between the clones...


he should forget that keera and listen attentively to the story that im telling him

Tell us complete story

Joo Maza Ammi ki Joti aur Abu kay Uthanay kay style mein hai, woh Naram Naram Hath mein nai......

 

[Signalian]

You are factually wrong, he is in no position to dictate the keera, infact no one is ....... its the keera who may be persuaded to take a rest.

I submit to your deep analysis on "Keera" as such a summarised thesis can only be presented by a PHd on Keera, like your respectable self