Sabretooth
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The story of a Greedy Tea seller:
Once upon a time, there was a guy who used to sell tea. Them he became prime minister of his country by promising the ultra-right groups that he will turn his country into a superpower and with the help of the military, he will crush the pigs to the west of the border. When he discussed said ambitions with military and asked them to march forward, the military said, "not on your life".
He then approved massive upgrades and improvement in the military to boost the morale of generals and soldiers. He even went to such great lengths as to stage a fake surgical strike across the western border to convince his supporters of his resolve to teach a lesson to the Arch-enemy. Near the completion of his term, the voters asked him to show some solid proof of his commitment to the cause upon which he won the premiership. They told him that if he wants to extend the term of his office, he needs to walk the talk. So the guy went back to generals and asked for their support. To his surprise, they said, "get lost we aren't dying for your sorry @$$".
Out of desperation, the guy went forward with another daring scheme and executed a fabricated suicide attack killing a few dozens of his own security personnel in the disputed and militarized northwestern region of the country and blamed the Arch-enemy. He was positive that this incident would serve as a wake-up call for the military to launch an attack of some sorts across the western border but little did he knew that the men he thought were military was actually a band of cowards wearing uniform who were only good for raping and killing the weak and unarmed civilians. Facing regular warriors was not their cup of tea so they told him to STFU and get a life.
Moral: Selling tea and bullshit are two different things!
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Characters, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Once upon a time, there was a guy who used to sell tea. Them he became prime minister of his country by promising the ultra-right groups that he will turn his country into a superpower and with the help of the military, he will crush the pigs to the west of the border. When he discussed said ambitions with military and asked them to march forward, the military said, "not on your life".
He then approved massive upgrades and improvement in the military to boost the morale of generals and soldiers. He even went to such great lengths as to stage a fake surgical strike across the western border to convince his supporters of his resolve to teach a lesson to the Arch-enemy. Near the completion of his term, the voters asked him to show some solid proof of his commitment to the cause upon which he won the premiership. They told him that if he wants to extend the term of his office, he needs to walk the talk. So the guy went back to generals and asked for their support. To his surprise, they said, "get lost we aren't dying for your sorry @$$".
Out of desperation, the guy went forward with another daring scheme and executed a fabricated suicide attack killing a few dozens of his own security personnel in the disputed and militarized northwestern region of the country and blamed the Arch-enemy. He was positive that this incident would serve as a wake-up call for the military to launch an attack of some sorts across the western border but little did he knew that the men he thought were military was actually a band of cowards wearing uniform who were only good for raping and killing the weak and unarmed civilians. Facing regular warriors was not their cup of tea so they told him to STFU and get a life.
Moral: Selling tea and bullshit are two different things!
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Characters, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Bhut Alla... 
