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[SarthakGanguly]

We will make tahir shah president of independent kashmir and our national anthem will be eye to eye

It will be nuked by all the countries in the world the next day.

 

[Shamain]

It will be nuked by all the countries in the world the next day.

You are just jealous of his awesomeness.

The anthem will be national eye to national eye
Essential sensational national eye
Phir aik urti hui chappal ayi


Lolzzzz i made it rhyme with chappal ayi.
Mera gala is so kharab , when i talk lagta hai 3 ppl are talking.

 

[Khan_patriot]

ghulami rata aghyar khari pukhtun yema
dunya rana pade taki khapa da

translation
slavery is a disgrace to me for I am Pukhtoon
the world dispises me because of this

 

[SarthakGanguly]

You are just jealous of his awesomeness.

The anthem will be national eye to national eye
Essential sensational national eye
Phir aik urti hui chappal ayi


Lolzzzz i made it rhyme with chappal ayi.
Mera gala is so kharab , when i talk lagta hai 3 ppl are talking.

That is the problem. But not chappals. Nukes will fly on Kashmir then. No country will tolerate such a nation with such a national anthem.

 

[Shamain]

That is the problem. But not chappals. Nukes will fly on Kashmir then. No country will tolerate such a nation with such a national anthem.

@fakhre mirpur @IrbiS @JonAsad @BDforever @Sage

I have found a rival poem to Taher shah's eye to eye. It is about NOSE.

Poem:

Be glad your nose is on your face,
not pasted on some other place,
for if it were where it is not,
you might dislike your nose a lot.

Imagine if your precious nose
were sandwiched in between your toes,
that clearly would not be a treat,
for you'd be forced to smell your feet.

Your nose would be a source of dread
were it attached atop your head,
it soon would drive you to despair,
forever tickled by your hair.

Within your ear, your nose would be
an absolute catastrophe,
for when you were obliged to sneeze,
your brain would rattle from the breeze.

Your nose, instead, through thick and thin,
remains between your eyes and chin,
not pasted on some other place--
be glad your nose is on your face!


After poem ends , me says Aadab aadab.

 

[xyxmt]

Kothey pe charh ke loon teri,
Deed ka Maza
Apna to bus itna sa hay,
Maqsad-e-hayat.

 

[Shamain]

Kothey pe charh ke loon teri,
Deed ka Maza
Apna to bus itna sa hay,
Maqsad-e-hayat.

Uncle kya Babra shareef yaad agayi?
Waisay apki azmat ko salam kya nazam hai.....


Wait yeh apnay kothaaa likha tha ?that means chhat??
And iwas reading khotay that is donkey at first and iwas like....wth

 

[xyxmt]

Uncle kya Babra shareef yaad agayi?
Waisay apki azmat ko salam kya nazam hai.....


Wait yeh apnay kothaaa likha tha ?that means chhat??
And iwas reading khotay that is donkey at first and iwas like....wth

why beta, its an innocent poem by Dagh Dehalvi
yes beta, ghor se parha kero verna tumhain her jaga apna naam hi nazar aye ga hahahaha

 

[Shamain]

why beta, its an innocent poem by Dagh Dehalvi
yes beta, ghor se parha kero verna tumhain her jaga apna naam hi nazar aye ga hahahaha

Shussh shussh uncle aisa nahi kehtay