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Last week, Indian authorities announced the capture of a Pakistani spy pigeon. The Indian intelligence agency, RAW, claimed that the pigeon was specially trained by the Pakistani spy agency, the ISI, to fly into Indian territory on a spying mission.

To corroborate its claims, RAW released some photos (taken by a RAW parrot) that shows the Pakistani pigeon indulging in various spying actives in and over India. RAW chief, Roger Binny, told reporters that the photos also proved that the Pakistani pigeon (code name: Ghutarghoon Khan) had been conducting spying missions in India for many years, maybe even decades!

Below are the photos that RAW released to substantiate its startling claims.

Ghutarghoon Khan secretly spying on the pet ducks of the RAW chief ...
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Ghutarghoon Khan seducing and then recruiting a female Indian pigeon ...
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A Ghutarghoon Khan selfie taken outside a nuclear plant in Bihar.
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Ghutarghoon Khan fighting a patriotic Indian squirrel. The squirrel's body was found in a fish pond nearby.
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Ghutarghoon Khan polluting Indian river ...
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Ghutarghoon Khan attacking an innocent Indian from the air.
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PM Modi proudly exhibits a hat specially designed to ward off attacks by Pakistani pigeons from the air ...
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An ISI agent paying Ghutarghoon Khan money to conduct more ariel bombings in India ...
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I object to the last photo, it seems fabricated. If Ghuturghoon was a proper isi agent, then they are not paid like that, they get proper salary. Unless of course you want to imply that he was a free lancer, then it's OK.
 
Omg!! Lolzzzzz. Indian madnesss!!! Lolzz!!!! Ilike selfie before nuclear plant
 
A Chinese scientist working closely with ISI installing a micro camera in the left eye of Ghutarghoon Khan.
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Ghutarghoon Khan on a particular mission trying to injure worlds bestest,fastest,deadliest indian bowler:

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Ghutarghoon Khan disguised as an indian actress:

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Ghutarghoon Khan strategically placed mission spying on Modi and Obama:

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Catastrophic destruction caused by Ghutarghoon Khan:

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Finally, Ghutarghoon Khan apprehended and put where he belongs.The Republic of India is safe.Long live RAW.
Ghutarghoon Khans final words: 'My name is Khan, and im not a spy'.

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Ravi Dhaliwal
Tribune News Service
Pathankot, June 5

The Pathankot police will have to wait for two months before taking a final call on the “spy” pigeon that landed in Manwal village near the India-Pakistan border on May 28. The bird’s feathers were shredded by Romesh Chander, a barber, in whose compound it had landed. Veterinary experts have told the police that it will take two months for the feathers to re-grow.
“Once the feathers grow back, we will hold a meeting with bird lovers and veterinarians to chart out the course of action,” said DSP (Rural) Prabhjot Singh Virk. The bird has been handed over to a local hotelier, Ramanjit Singh Shumy, who is also a bird watcher.

Cops waiting for ‘spy’ bird’s feathers to re-grow
 
Last week, Indian authorities announced the capture of a Pakistani spy pigeon. The Indian intelligence agency, RAW, claimed that the pigeon was specially trained by the Pakistani spy agency, the ISI, to fly into Indian territory on a spying mission.

To corroborate its claims, RAW released some photos (taken by a RAW parrot) that shows the Pakistani pigeon indulging in various spying actives in and over India. RAW chief, Roger Binny, told reporters that the photos also proved that the Pakistani pigeon (code name: Ghutarghoon Khan) had been conducting spying missions in India for many years, maybe even decades!

Below are the photos that RAW released to substantiate its startling claims.

Ghutarghoon Khan secretly spying on the pet ducks of the RAW chief ...
55700aef4ce7a.jpg

Ghutarghoon Khan seducing and then recruiting a female Indian pigeon ...
55700af1e8d37.jpg

A Ghutarghoon Khan selfie taken outside a nuclear plant in Bihar.
55700aeee8b26.jpg

Ghutarghoon Khan fighting a patriotic Indian squirrel. The squirrel's body was found in a fish pond nearby.
55700aef9e540.jpg

Ghutarghoon Khan polluting Indian river ...
55700af01ad44.jpg

Ghutarghoon Khan attacking an innocent Indian from the air.
55700af0a0079.jpg

PM Modi proudly exhibits a hat specially designed to ward off attacks by Pakistani pigeons from the air ...
55700af1dc216.jpg

An ISI agent paying Ghutarghoon Khan money to conduct more ariel bombings in India ...
5570186e341ae.jpg

A Chinese scientist working closely with ISI installing a micro camera in the left eye of Ghutarghoon Khan.
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Ghutarghoon Khan on a particular mission trying to injure worlds bestest,fastest,deadliest indian bowler:

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Ghutarghoon Khan disguised as an indian actress:

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Ghutarghoon Khan strategically placed mission spying on Modi and Obama:

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Catastrophic destruction caused by Ghutarghoon Khan:

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Finally, Ghutarghoon Khan apprehended and put where he belongs.The Republic of India is safe.Long live RAW.
Ghutarghoon Khans final words: 'My name is Khan, and im not a spy'.

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OMG, please stop my sides are starting to hurt :rofl:.
 
New reports show pigeon shit attack more deadly then uranium lol so be alert indians
 
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