Pakistan to Allow Afghan Transit to Wagha Port

[Armstrong]

Sir jee yeh jo tum keh rahe ho ghalat hai, yaha aa kar tum kisi bhi Afghan se 2 questions karlo:

What do you think about Pakistan? & What do you think about Pakistanis?

You will be surprised by the both answers!!

Abhi bhi sare Afghan Pakistanio ki izzat karte hai hamesha kehte hain ke humara dosra ghar Pakistan tha jo bohut mushkil waqt mai humara saath diya lakin end mai tum yahi sono gay ke Pakistan ki army aur government ne Afghanistan ko tabah kiya...

Aur ji mere hi office mai last year tak 2 Pakistanis the aur abhi bhi ek client hai jo demaagh ka dahi bana raha hai 2 weeks se

Thats true ! Funny I never thought about separating Pakistan from the Pakistan Army; the ones I met all trash talked the army & the ISI but they greeted me as one of their own ! I wonder whether that was because I'm a Pakistani or because I've been mistake for a Pukhtoon more times I can care to count.

But three of them mistook me for a Pukhtoon, started speaking Pashto with me & then said 'Punjabi-Dal Khor hai' !

Achaa rora, if we were wrong...tou thoriii tum loggg bhi self-appraisal kar looo there aren't saints sitting across the Durrand Line ! Our narrative is that we tried to make the best out of a very...very bad situation i.e the world community left us on our own with millions of Afghan refugees, generations who knew nothing but death & destruction, an Afghanistan brimming with narcotics cultivation & one where the local warlords were being used as proxies of one country or another. We really tried to make the best of a really...really foOked up situation when we supported the rise of the Taliban; unfortunately it didn't turn out as planned.

 

[pakdefender]

I am sure the alphabets behind those hysterics are D-I-C-K-S

It’s a three letter word , that one of yours that you can’t find with your own two hands , go figure that out

 

[INDIC]

Sher yeh tereiii liyee khasss sifarish kii theiii ! Aur haaan the whole deal hinges on you giving a killer belly dancing performance at the Presidential Suite on the 1st of next month !

Belly to khate-peete insaan ki nishani hai par tu chhoray se Belly dance kyon karwana chahta hai.

But three of them mistook me for a Pukhtoon, started speaking Pashto with me & then said 'Punjabi-Dal Khor hai' !

Kya Pathan daal nahi khate.

 

[RazPaK]

Belly to khate-peete insaan ki nishani hai par tu chhoray se Belly dance kyon karwana chahta hai.



Kya Pathan daal nahi khate.

They eat more than us. Which is the funny the part.

 

[Sher Malang]

Thats true ! Funny I never thought about separating Pakistan from the Pakistan Army; the ones I met all trash talked the army & the ISI but they greeted me as one of their own ! I wonder whether that was because I'm a Pakistani or because I've been mistake for a Pukhtoon more times I can care to count.

But three of them mistook me for a Pukhtoon, started speaking Pashto with me & then said 'Punjabi-Dal Khor hai' !

Achaa rora, if we were wrong...tou thoriii tum loggg bhi self-appraisal kar looo there aren't saints sitting across the Durrand Line ! Our narrative is that we tried to make the best out of a very...very bad situation i.e the world community left us on our own with millions of Afghan refugees, generations who knew nothing but death & destruction, an Afghanistan brimming with narcotics cultivation & one where the local warlords were being used as proxies of one country or another. We really tried to make the best of a really...really foOked up situation when we supported the rise of the Taliban; unfortunately it didn't turn out as planned.

No, Afghans really do love Pakistanis I have never seen in my life here in Afghanistan that an Afghan had mistreated any Pakistani but yeah I have seen people talking bad about his country in his face

'Punjabi Dal Khor' is not out of extreme hate but they consider it a fact and at times use it as an aggression nothing more don't you think we Afghans eat daal too?

Man I have 10s of times said and accepted that we have our own faults but each time I was labelled as hypocrite, Indian agent etc.. here; both countries have enormous resources if joined hands, can build an empire in Asia!!

They eat more than us. Which is the funny the part.

You have miscalculated, not more than you we at home may cook daal once or twice in a season.

 

[RazPaK]

No, Afghans really do love Pakistanis I have never seen in my life here in Afghanistan that an Afghan had mistreated any Pakistani but yeah I have seen people talking bad about his country in his face

'Punjabi Dal Khor' is not out of extreme hate but they consider it a fact and at times use it as an aggression nothing more don't you think we Afghans eat daal too?

Man I have 10s of times said and accepted that we have our own faults but each time I was labelled as hypocrite, Indian agent etc.. here; both countries have enormous resources if joined hands, can build an empire in Asia!!



You have miscalculated, not more than you we at home may cook daal once or twice in a season.

I probably eat more meat than Afghans. If you got the livestock like me, then you can.


And be honest, dal and other vegetables are mostly what average Afghans eat primarily. Of course meat, but how many of the average people can afford it?

Even the livestock you get is smuggled from Pakistan.

 

[Armstrong]

You have miscalculated, not more than you we at home may cook daal once or twice in a season.

Bad Zauq (tasteless) loggg !

Tarkieei waalii daaal, saath basmati chawal aur dahiii - Ayeeeiii haaaaii haaiiii !

Inn dumbaaa khoooor loggooon ko kiyaa pataaa keh zaiqaa kisss ko kehteii hain !

 

[Sher Malang]

It’s a three letter word , that one of yours that you can’t find with your own two hands , go figure that out

Ok, wouldn't mind to make a bit 'shorter' (D-I-K) to revoke your discomfort

 

[Armstrong]

Ok, wouldn't mind to make a bit 'shorter' (D-I-K) to revoke your discomfort

Sahiii humarii tarhaaan 'well proportioned' touu kahaaan 'chooooteiii' !

I probably eat more meat than Afghans. If you got the livestock like me, then you can.


And be honest, dal and other vegetables are mostly what average Afghans eat primarily. Of course meat, but how many of the average people can afford it?

Even the livestock you get is smuggled from Pakistan.

Yeh joii terii baakkii shauq hoteiii hain 'goats aur sheeps' ke saaath woh bhii subbb ko bataaonnn mein !

 

[Sher Malang]

I probably eat more meat than Afghans. If you got the livestock like me, then you can.


And be honest, dal and other vegetables are mostly what average Afghans eat primarily. Of course meat, but how many of the average people can afford it?

Even the livestock you get is smuggled from Pakistan.

Yeah honestly the consumption of dal is very low in Afghanistan; people mostly eat rice (there are many types of rice dishes in Afghan culture) even 4 to 6 times a week with other saalan and salad; meat is eaten a lot by the people of north, east and south; if the northern people don't find meat in a dastarkhwan they don't consider it a food!

 

[INDIC]

Bad Zauq (tasteless) loggg !

Tarkieei waalii daaal, saath basmati chawal aur dahiii - Ayeeeiii haaaaii haaiiii !

Inn dumbaaa khoooor loggooon ko kiyaa pataaa keh zaiqaa kisss ko kehteii hain !

Daal Chawal ke sath dahi kyon.

 

[Sher Malang]

Bad Zauq (tasteless) loggg !

Tarkieei waalii daaal, saath basmati chawal aur dahiii - Ayeeeiii haaaaii haaiiii !

Inn dumbaaa khoooor loggooon ko kiyaa pataaa keh zaiqaa kisss ko kehteii hain !

Lol, I personally love Pakistani dishes they are very tasty; dumbaa khor toh hain yaar yaha par toh dumbe ka 'woh' bhi khatey hain - viagra samajh ke

 

[RazPaK]

Yeah honestly the consumption of dal is very low in Afghanistan; people mostly eat rice (there are many types of rice dishes in Afghan culture) even 4 to 6 times a week with other saalan and salad; meat is eaten a lot by the people of north, east and south; if the northern people don't find meat in a dastarkhwan they don't consider it a food!

I don't condsider shorwa meat. I would never serve shorwa to a guest unless they requested it, because I consider it an insult.

Afghans have many different types of dal which are also used as soup in Northern areas.

Bread and rice is obviously the staple food.

 

[pk_baloch]

Bad Zauq (tasteless) loggg !

Tarkieei waalii daaal, saath basmati chawal aur dahiii - Ayeeeiii haaaaii haaiiii !

Inn dumbaaa khoooor loggooon ko kiyaa pataaa keh zaiqaa kisss ko kehteii hain !

hmmmm

 

[RazPaK]

Personally I love daal with lots of butter. If made by my mother.