Joke

[Levina]

My wife keeps both the shoes in her hand, I am sure even you do the same!!

Just that my aim is too bad.4 shoes including my sandals wont help

Ha ha. Epic

@levina

That comment came from our dhongi communal baba @arp2041. Just saw it in an old thread and could not stop laughing.

Oooops!
Arpiiiiii??? Its sooo hard to believe

Chalo lets make him a TTA - Ting Tong analyst
(copyright: @Indischer )

 

[arp2041]

Ha ha. Epic

@levina

That comment came from our dhongi communal baba @arp2041. Just saw it in an old thread and could not stop laughing.

Oye, maine kya bola??

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Hehe.....aur aap ne toh BAITH ke dekha bhi hoga..............

 

[scorpionx]

Oye, maine kya bola??

PDF is run better than other defence forums & i have no doubt/embarrassment saying this, we have fought wars with Pakistan, this does not mean that we should not praise the things that are worthy of praise

.

You said this. If some one else says this today I know what you will say to him

When??

In the thread "what do you want to know about India?" about two years back. Aab yeh maat bolna do saal mein saab kuch change ho gaya hai

 

[arp2041]

.

You said this. If some one else says this today I know what you will say to him

Long time back...............but i still stand by it

& don't push the limits of SICKULARISM!!

 

[Levina]

Long time back...............but i still stand by it

& don't push the limits of SICKULARISM!!

Woh kare toh SECULARISM

Hum kare to SICKULARISM...

Hehe.....aur aap ne toh BAITH ke dekha bhi hoga..............

Mann toh karta hai aap ko kisi din popcorn ki tarah tave pe daal doo.

 

[scorpionx]

BTW, @scorpionx @levina since you r jumping onto me, let me tell u what SICKULARISM for me is.

For me, Sickularism is start accusing ppl of fighting with GREAT Rajdeep Sardesai without even confirming who started it & also degrading the crowd as "MODI BHAKTS"............SAD that In INDIA we can't even SUPPORT our OWN PM!!!

Arpii got annoyed

By the way, arp, have you seen the zee news coverage on this? Remember what Ms.Chaturvedi said there in the beginning?

 

[nair]

SAD that In INDIA we can't even SUPPORT our OWN PM!!!

Not supporting PM is considered as "SiCKULARISM"????? I am glad we are in 2014 september, If this was posted in 2013?????

 

[Levina]

YES!!!

B'coz when SICK & ULU ppl try to Practice SECULARISM then it turns to SICKULARISM

Sick + ULLU = @arp2041

BTW, @scorpionx @levina since you r jumping onto me, let me tell u what SICKULARISM for me is.

Jumping on you?? Naaah
This is called indulging in some tit for tat.

For me, Sickularism is start accusing ppl of fighting with GREAT Rajdeep Sardesai without even confirming who started it & also degrading the crowd as "MODI BHAKTS"............SAD that In INDIA we can't even SUPPORT our OWN PM!!!

See you got it alllll wrong!

Sickularism starts when lil arpii falls sick and does some ullu like moves on the dance floor.


PJ tha!!


Chalo Modi bhakt chill!

I dont hate Modi...I can say I atleast like one thing about him...his sense of dressing up.
Heard he had hired a designer for his US visit. Lol.

Paka rahi hu tumhe... aur pakna ho toh bolna

 

[scorpionx]

The following is the conversation between Walter Lippmann, legendary American political columnist and John Foster Dulles during a conversation on SEATO in 1955.
Dulles: Look Walter, I've got to get some real fighting men into the south of Asia. The only Asians who can really fight are the Pakistanis. That's why we need them in the Alliance. We could never get along without the Gurkhas.
Lippmann: But Foster, Gurkhas are not Pakistanis, they are Indians(Nepalese actually).
Dulles: Well, they may not be Pakistanis but they are Moslems...

PS: Dulles was Secretary of State of the American President then.

 

[Levina]

@Marshmallow
@thesolar65 @scorpionx @nair @SledgeHammer @Leader @Armstrong
After reading these jokes about kids I laughed uncontrollably.Hope it has the same effect on you.



Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Mind.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
_______________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
_______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
_______________________________

 

[Manindra]

In War a Soldier informed his General that Sir Italian declared a war, General replied with smile send 10 divisions to crush them, soldier said but sir they declared war with our side, General become serious and ordered send 20 divisions to rescue them.

 

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people Smoke n Drink fo few days..
nd Get ADDICTED to it ..
.
.
.
we Are studying Still nursery ..
but still we are nt Addicted to STUDYING ..
Dats called 'SELF CONTROL'

 

[Bong]

I heard this joke from a Burmese comedian. Though its a joke but I think its true for @alaungphaya

Patient with severe pain in his teeth gone to a Dentist in Thailand.
Doctor: Whats your name and where from you coming?
Patient: Mung Lu, Im coming from Myanmar.
Doctor: Why? Isnt there any doctor in your country?
Patient: Yes we have doctors. But we are not allowed to open our mouths there.

 

[Marshmallow]

@Marshmallow
@thesolar65 @scorpionx @nair @SledgeHammer @Leader @Armstrong
After reading these jokes about kids I laughed uncontrollably.Hope it has the same effect on you.



Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Mind.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
_______________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
_______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
_______________________________

cute ones...thanks for sharing!

 

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Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
British Shocked,Faints!!
Indian Rocks!  


European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
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Send to all Indians all over the globe!!

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