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[WarFariX]

Because what that girls was talking about, her speech it was basically criticism for the sake of criticism! There was no substance or point in what she was actually saying there. Not just the Quaid part but before that too!!

Yep and especially that qandeel baloch part...these oppressed ones are minority but dunno why every female claims their pain for themselves -_-...whole world knows qandeel was killed due to greed of her brother for her wealth and yet she blubbered that honor killing stuff...just an emotional feminazi on periods nothing else ali waqar

 

[Arsalan]

Yep and especially that qandeel baloch part...these oppressed ones are minority but dunno why every female claims their pain for themselves -_-...whole world knows qandeel was killed due to greed of her brother for her wealth and yet she blubbered that honor killing stuff...just an emotional feminazi on periods nothing else ali waqar

Oy wah, we do have a lot in common then. I thought you were just referring to the point that you too do not like Sahir Lodhi but now it seems that there is much more to it.

You also approve of what he did to that lady and for the same reasons that I do.

Acha par, this is JOKES thread, galian parain ge so wont discuss this here anymore.

 

[MastanKhan]

میں کُدّن لگا جے________

ایک پاگل شخص عمارت کی چھت پر چڑھ گیا اور چیخنے لگا "مَیں کُدّن لگا جے."

لوگ اکٹھے ہو گئے. پولیس والے آ گئے. ایمبولینس بھی پہنچ گئی. پولیس والا سپیکر میں زور سے بولا "نیچے آ جا.. گر جاؤ گے."

"مَیں یہاں کوئی آم لینے نہیں آیا.. کودنے کے لیے آیا ہوں.. پچھے پچھے ہٹ جاؤ.. مَیں کُدّن لگا جے." وہ پاگل بولا.

"مگر تُم کیوں کودنے لگے ہو؟" پولیس والے نے کہا.

"مجھے بادشاہ بنا دو ورنہ مَیں کُدّن لگا جے." پاگل نے دھمکی لگائی.

"ٹھیک ہے بادشاہ سلامت. نیچے تشریف لے آئیں.. رعایا استقبال کی منتظر ہے." پولیس والا کسی بھی طرح اُسے نیچے اتارنا چاہتا تھا. اُس نے مجمع کی جانب خفیف سا اشارہ کیا.

لوگ شور مچانے لگے "ساڈا بادشاہ زندہ باد.. ساڈا بادشاہ زندہ باد.."

"مَیں نیچے نہیں آ سکتا.. مَیں کُدّن لگا جے.." پاگل پھر اَڑ گیا.

"مگر کیوں.. اب تو آپ بادشاہ سلامت بھی بن گئے ہیں!" پولیس والے نے پریشان ہو کر ادب سے کہا.

"جو قوم پاگلوں کو بادشاہ بنا لے، مَیں اُن میں نہیں رہ سکتا.... مَیں کُدّن لگا جے."

 

[CBU-105]

 

[Broccoli]

Tram is going to be build but the debate was funny.

The city of Tampere has been discussing whether to build a tram for the past 110 years. We condensed the final 5 hours of the debate into 9 minutes.

 

[MastanKhan]

@Mentee

 

[MastanKhan]

 

[MastanKhan]

Tram is going to be build but the debate was funny.

Hi,

Thank you for the post---all the speakers---stupid is the word.

 

[Divergent]

I don't actually laugh at jokes

 

[ashok321]

Wishing you Hari Raya from KL, Malaysia:

 

[MastanKhan]

 

[Salik]

Log aksar mujh se sawal kerte hain.. "aaj kal kia ker rahe ho?"

Mera jawab her dafa yahi hota hai..

"Jhakk maar raha hun"


JHAKK is my brand name.

 

[war&peace]

 

[ghazi52]

 

[friendly_troll96]

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love the painting on karli maine's cover.