If you could get away with one crime, what would it be?

[Dillinger]

Covering Buttsy in honey, sticking him into a gigantic ant hill, prior to all of this designing an ant control and behavioral modification device which drives said ants towards almost human like sadism (or as I was telling Buttsy, making them want to play with their food). After that, recline on a hammock conveniently placed so that I may appreciate the fruits of my labor, with a chilled beer and some munchies. Once the deed is done and over with and I have satiated my almost vicarious proclivities I'll dance a mazurka over Buttsy's mutilated form.

@Armstrong @Hyperion @RAMPAGE @Manticore @Oscar

 

[Dubious]

If you know what I mean.

No I dont know what you mean pry do explain

Covering Buttsy in honey, sticking him into a gigantic ant hill, prior to all of this designing an ant control and behavioral modification device which drives said ants towards almost human like sadism (or as I was telling Buttsy, making them want to play with their food). After that, recline on a hammock conveniently placed so that I may appreciate the fruits of my labor, with a chilled beer and some munchies. Once the deed is done and over with and I have satiated my almost vicarious proclivities I'll dance a mazurka over Buttsy's mutilated form.

@Armstrong @Hyperion @RAMPAGE @Manticore @Oscar

thats not even a crime!

 

[Ra'ad]

You have a naughty side?

Everyone does. Being a human is keeping that kyuubi constrained all the time.

 

[Dillinger]

No I dont know what you mean pry do explain


thats not even a crime!

It is, poor Buttsy will have met a very cruel and very unusual end, murder in short.

 

[Dubious]

Ooo I have 1 ban @WebMaster and @Aeronaut and take over PDF

 

[Leader]

I would like to spend some time alone with my manager's wife. I am not that kind of person, but God she's damn hot..

HAHA... bad boy

 

[Jazzbot]

HAHA... bad boy

lol what's bad in it? I didn't say any bad thing?

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

I will .......

 

[Leader]

lol what's bad in it? I didn't say any bad thing?

bad bad, not to see the bad

 

[Ray_of_Hope]

Ooo I have 1 ban @WebMaster and @Aeronaut and take over PDF

That was cool

 

[Hakan]

extra marital affairs

 

[Evil Flare]

Ganje ke sar per danda maarna hai ... ab sab pata hai ke konsa wala Ganja

 

[Dubious]

Ganje ke sar per danda maarna hai ... ab sab pata hai ke konsa wala Ganja

Oh yea forgot that one...Hang all rapists, put all politicians in jail or bury them alive whichever is cost effective

 

[FunkyGen]

4 Wives

 

[Leader]

Hmmmm...I really never wanted to do something and get away with it...I usually always get away with what I do Allah loves me sooooo much!

Probably kidnapping someone's cute baby and playing with it or maybe even keeping it for myself!

i created this thread, because I went to buy medicine for flu and it was 1 rs each, so I felt that I should buy more, I said 20 Rs ki day do, he looked at me and said, you will only get 4 pills... I was like why? I kept thinking and then realized the sleeping effect these pills have.... bloody stupid guy thought I was going to high myself... huh !

I dont get away with anything, I am always caught !