Crossing borders: Why every Indian should visit Pakistan

[Parul]

Thanks, next I'm going to visit Land of Pure during my Old Age. Hope fully with Children's and Grand Children. It would be good for them, their Mamu would be escorting them to Heer-Ranjha's Original Tomb in Jhang, Punjab.

@Sidak

Next time you come around let me know. I'll take you to see the original Heer and Ranjha's tomb.

 

[A.Rafay]

Il kidnap all of you and your genie and force you to dance on "dana pe dana" .. in some remote isolated valley in Baluchistan...

That song is addictive but it won't work on me!

 

[Kompromat]

There tombs are near jhang i think not Multan.. as for Multan.. no worries .. i got alot of homies there..

I know. I thought you were still in Multan. Btw i'd love to dance to dany py dana. I mean who wouldn't?

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

That song is addictive but it won't work on me!

I got a whole collection.. even if that doesnt work .. i got a secret weapon... "eye to eye" ..

 

[Kompromat]

That song is addictive but it won't work on me!

Okay i'll ask @ButterCup to make you dance with a 'bailan' in her hand.

 

[Jaanbaz]

My friends from Pakistan and I were discussing me visiting Pakistan. One of my Pakistani buddies told me that if I ever visit Karachi, he will shoot me. He claims that he is in disguise as a secular , liberal Pakistani outside Pakistan but back at home he is a TTP geurilla who shoots people for the fun of it. Then we poured more scotch in our glasses and fell over laughing

Yeah us Karachiites have some very bad jokes about guns and shooting. The most famous one being invented by our beloved Altaf bhai ''size bhejwa dena, bori hum tiyar karlain gain''.

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Thanks, next I'm going to visit Land of Pure during my Old Age. Hope fully with Children's and Grand Children. It would be good for them, their Mamu would be escorting them to Heer-Ranjha's Original Tomb in Jhang, Punjab.

Yeah dear we shall go when we grow old..

@Horus

 

[A.Rafay]

Okay i'll ask @ButterCup to make you dance with a 'bailan' in her hand.

Who is @ButterCup?

 

[GHOST RIDER]

No Indians in Pakistan please. Their obsession with our country is revolting. And the Pakistanis seeking validation from these Indians are even worse.

I second that
NO Indians In Pakistan

 

[A.Rafay]

I got a whole collection.. even if that doesnt work .. i got a secret weapon... "eye to eye" ..

Don't make me go nuts I would prefer dana pe dana any day over that!

Just promise me we will have a dance off! I am going to own you!!

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Don't make me go nuts I would prefer dana pe dana any day over that!

Just promise me we will have a dance off! I am going to own you!!

Nah.. i dont dance.. or whatever i do cant be called a "dance" ..


Besides.. id be sitting.. smoking a cigar watchin you shake it on "dane pe dana o danana"

 

[Basel]

They were only hospitable because she was a punjabi. Would to see their reaction if some madarasi visited them.

Not true, same hospitality will be given to any Indian if he or she came to visit Pakistan.

 

[Rafi]

Sikhs or Punjabis in india, are our secret weapons, they totally fall in love with Pakistani Punjab, my sister in laws - family consider it to be "true" Punjab, they feel the indian side has been "veggiepied" ie indianized.

 

[Rafi]

Nah.. i dont dance.. or whatever i do cant be called a "dance" ..


Besides.. id be sitting.. smoking a cigar watchin you shake it on "dane pe dana o danana"

Like a boss, Mustapha Qureshi style in old Punjabi films.

 

[A.Rafay]

Nah.. i dont dance.. or whatever i do cant be called a "dance" ..


Besides.. id be sitting.. smoking a cigar watchin you shake it on "dane pe dana o danana"

You chickened out already? I knew you didn't had it in you