Another Gem from Aurat March 2018

[I.R.A]

Hojane do...

Atleast khana to sab garam khaenge

Ameer gareeb ka farak mit jay ga, doodh dahi shehad khalis milay ga, school hospital sab k liay aik jaisay ho jy gay ..... insaf jaisi napayd cheeze Pakistan may apnay na pak qadam jama lay gi ....

Q nizam tabah karnay pay tullay ho bai .......

Aisa karo gas ki loadshedding barha do ..... masla he khatam ..... na gas ho gi na khana garam karnay ka jagra.

 

[El Sidd]

Ameer gareeb ka farak mit jay ga, doodh dahi shehad khalis milay ga, school hospital sab k liay aik jaisay ho jy gay ..... insaf jaisi napayd cheeze Pakistan may apnay na pak qadam jama lay gi ....

Q nizam tabah karnay pay tullay ho bai .......

Aisa karo gas ki loadshedding barha do ..... masla he khatam ..... na gas ho gi na khana garam karnay ka jagra.

Tauba tauba. Meri ghalti.

Amar bil munkir o nahi al marouf karna chaiye or wese bhiiiio dkfntbff. Zdjrfk crgkdg













Light gayi

 

[Spring Onion]

Us mein bhi firkay a gaye hain

kon say firkay

 

[I.R.A]

Amar bil munkir o nahi al marouf karna chaiye

Light a jy to yeh kam straight start nai kar daina ....... phelay aik 2 hajj umray kar lo, thori darhi barha lo .... phir phelay kalima parhna uss kay badh uzar paish karnay k badh yeh kam karna ..... kay kya kary majboori hy dor he aisa a gya hy, karna par raha hy Astagfirullah.

 

[El Sidd]

Light a jy to yeh kam straight start nai kar daina ....... phelay aik 2 hajj umray kar lo, thori darhi barha lo .... phir phelay kalima parhna uss kay badh uzar paish karnay k badh yeh kam karna ..... kay kya kary majboori hy dor he aisa a gya hy, karna par raha hy Astagfirullah.

Makkah tower kay luxury suite me sab hojaega thoda haraam to kama len

 

[I.R.A]

Makkah tower kay luxury suite me sab hojaega thoda haraam to kama len

Congratulations, now you are fit to become a prosperous happy member of Pakistani society. Cleared and processed ....... next please ........

 

[El Sidd]

Congratulations, now you are fit to become a prosperous happy member of Pakistani society. Cleared and processed ....... next please ........

Khota biryani and kutta kabab pe paise kam hone chaiye

 

[I.R.A]

Khota biryani and kutta kabab pe paise kam hone chaiye

Khany khotay ..... tay farmaishan chuadhria alia ....

Hazrat economics smajnay ki koshish karain zara app ....... jiss cheez ki demand ziada ho gi uss ki price b ziada ho gi. Najaiz farmaishi program nai chal ra yahan ........

 

[El Sidd]

Khany khotay ..... tay farmaishan chuadhria alia ....

Hazrat economics smajnay ki koshish karain zara app ....... jiss cheez ki demand ziada ho gi uss ki price b ziada ho gi. Najaiz farmaishi program nai chal ra yahan ........

Ap iska dosra rukh dekhen

Khota is expensive than a cow

 

[I.R.A]

Ap iska dosra rukh dekhen

Khota is expensive than a cow

App meharbani kar kay teesra rukh mud- e- nazar rakhain ......

Eid pay filhal cow aur bakray he katnay hay hum nay ...... khotay aur kuttay kay khulay aam zibah kay fashion may thora time lagay ga. Jiss din iss awam ko pata chal gya kay yoo poosheeda andaz may khotay kuttay zibah ho ry hain to inho nay un kay hukook k liay awaz utha daini hy .....

 

[El Sidd]

App meharbani kar kay teesra rukh mud- e- nazar rakhain ......

Eid pay filhal cow aur bakray he katnay hay hum nay ...... khotay aur kuttay kay khulay aam zibah kay fashion may thora time lagay ga. Jiss din iss awam ko pata chal gya kay yoo poosheeda andaz may khotay kuttay zibah ho ry hain to inho nay un kay hukook k liay awaz utha daini hy .....

Mene to hiran dekhe hai fashionable eid kay liye.

Abhi to animal rights fashion aega. Stun gun use krenge. Kyonke eid pe khana garam krke dukh hota ha cute bakra and cute gaye khatay huey.

Eid pe ab chicken khaati ha ha fashion karne ke liye.

Mamlaat agay nikal gaye hain lol

 

[war&peace]

my father is sh*t, my mother ditched him long ago, and no he did not bear an house expenses before or after we left him, happy?

Not happy at all rather sad to hear mate..

"Khana khud garam Karlo"
Lol why don't u work from 9-5 and pay the bills yourself.

No problem in warming or even cooking my own food if the wife is sick or tired but stupidity can't be tolerated. talking with

 

[Jf Thunder]

Not happy at all rather sad to hear mate..


No problem in warming or even cooking my own food if the wife is sick or tired but stupidity can't be tolerated. talking with

the purpose of telling you that, was that not all men work from 9-5 and pay the bills

 

[El Sidd]

the purpose of telling you that, was that not all men work from 9-5 and pay the bills

But the best chefs of the world are all men

 

[Jf Thunder]

But the best chefs of the world are all men

because they do that for a living