AF-PAK who is more hip? :)

[A-Team]

Layman equations here to see who is more hip

- Afghanistan : Chummy relationship = Iran, China, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan,Turkmenistan
Afghanistan : Uneasy relationship = Pakistan

- Pakistan : Chummy relationship = China,
Pakistan : Uneasy relationship : Iran, India, Afghanistan.

Drawing some over the top simple conclusion here, Pakistan needs to improve its Chumminess skillset a bit

Trolling allowed for this thread but no obscenities please

 

[M.SAAD]

Dude when are u receiving your 4 million Afghani refugees back??

 

[A-Team]

Dude when are u receiving your 4 million Afghani refugees back??

Come on man we are talking about the level of "Chumminess" over here, don't be a party pooper

Let's hear your wisdom on this important thread

 

[GURU DUTT]

Come on man we are talking about the level of "Chumminess" over here, don't be a party pooper

Let's hear your wisdom on this important thread

Hope this helps

 

[Imran Khan]

sorry we are not the gays

 

[A-Team]

Hope this helps

This used to be favorite song

sorry we are not the gays

I hate you now

 

[Spy Master]

Layman equations here to see who is more hip

- Afghanistan : Chummy relationship = Iran, China, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan,Turkmenistan
Afghanistan : Uneasy relationship = Pakistan

- Pakistan : Chummy relationship = China,
Pakistan : Uneasy relationship : Iran, India, Afghanistan.

Drawing some over the top simple conclusion here, Pakistan needs to improve its Chumminess skillset a bit

Trolling allowed for this thread but no obscenities please

Lol...When did China becomes Afghanistan's neighbour? And why do you even compare these two countries which are not comparable at first place?
And since when Pak-Iran relations become frosty?
Afghanistan was always against Pakistan since its inception due to Durrand Line issue, we have no issue with it...!
Don't speak for us as you do often, Why don't you receive and give your 3 million refugees to your other neighbours?

 

[A-Team]

Lol...When did China becomes Afghanistan's neighbour?

Seriously mate! You didn't know that Afghanistan and China are neighbours?

 

[Tea addict]

as trolling is allowed, who is more stronk? Afghans or Pakistanis?
I am seeing various afghan pages in facebook where they say we have killed 40-50 in recent clashes at torkham ,it reminds me of pakistanis

 

[A-Team]

as trolling is allowed, who is more stronk? Afghans or Pakistanis?
I am seeing various afghan pages in facebook where they say we have killed 40-50 in recent clashes at torkham ,it reminds me of pakistanis

hahahahhaah we both live in our own fantasy worlds .

 

[Max]

we always have this.. with India and Afghanistan.. Relation with Iran are normal, what led u to think that we dont have working relation with them, although like many Pakistanis we miss our Great friend Shah.. May Allah forgive his mistakes..

Btw who knows about Mullahs, they are best at ruining relation.. Just few month ago they burned saudi embassy... And runied relationship with whole GCC, half arab league and quarter of africa

 

[Hiptullha]

So you create a troll thread and then ask people not to troll.

Chummy relationship = Iran

Chummy relationship with Iran? I've been hearing plenty of reports of alleged connections between Iran and the Taliban over the last few months. You also need to school yourself on how Afghan refugees are treated in Iran. We all regularly hear about the persecution Afghan refugees face in Pakistan, but little is heard about how Afghan refugees are dealt with in Iran.

Tajikistan, Uzbekistan,Turkmenistan

Chummy relationship?
I admit I don't know much about relations with those countries, but I seriously doubt that they'd be 'chummy' with a state dominated by warlords and drug dealers.

China,

 

[Sliver]

Af not chummy with India??

 

[Indus Pakistan]

who is more hip

Well this one is tough. Af-Pak is bada*ss neighbourhood. Who is is the big daddy bad*asss of them all? Lemme sum 'em up.

Afghanistan

(i) Fighting with superpowers. One after another. That is reeeespect man!
(ii) Fighting each other in between. Euro'2016 fans eat your heart. Come to Hell-mand and find out what real hooligans do. Play soccer with severed heads.
(iii) Entire nation stoned with all sort of intoxicants.
(iv) Known the world over for being bad. Now even more famous after having sorted out the American *faggot* problem. Orlando Pulse Bar ring bell?

No Sir, I am a Afghan. I killed 50 faggots.


Pakistan

(i) Cool is the middle name of Pakistan. Why? Well because it is Muslim. It is so Muslim, so sure it is the Muslim, that it would give god lessons in being Muslim. That makes it seriously cool.
(ii) Friends? No need of anymore. When you have like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Chinese with you what else you need?
(iii) Pakistan has F-16s. Yes I said F-16s. I hear you say "so"? Dozens of countries have F-16s. Yes but these F-16s are flown by seriously cool guy's who are Pakistani. That makes them real cool.
(iv) But I hear you say this is not patch to Afghanistan. Well killing faggots is bad. But tell me which country keeps the President of the sole superpower awake all night long. Pakistan. President Obama has not had one night of sleep since he took over at the White House because he has nightmares about Pakistan. So he should. This country can beat ebay or Alibaba or Wal-Mart or even McDonalds. You can buy nukes from McNukes franchize and order Big McNuke or if you want to go all the way and want real big bang you can order Big McNuke XXX with Mushhrooms cloud on the side. Paypal orders accepted or payment through Sharia compliant banks only please. US dollars are readily accepted.

The winner ladies and gents is Pakistan. But Afghanistan don't despair. You have time to catch up.

Ps. My comments are meant as lighted hearted as OP wanted - so nobody take any of this seriously and get constipated about anything I said.

 

[optimisticlad]

hahahah
lolx

sorry we are not the gays