8 Hilarious Demands n Expectations Of Pakistani Men During ‘Rishta’ Process

[Zibago]

AE shadi hai k CA....

Oh kaka mein apna bandobast tay kar leta i hun tusaan apni khair manao
Passing marks bhar gaye hain

 

[Pindi Boy]

Oh kaka mein apna bandobast tay kar leta i hun tusaan apni khair manao
Passing marks bhar gaye hain

Sadha Imtehan bht dur hai 8-10 saal dur koi patta nhe board eligibility criteria change krde....

 

[Goenitz]

yar i am master and jobless.... she is doing MD from KE and also job at mayo... ans she knows nothing about fashion..
so miracles do happen.. chilllllll

 

[Zibago]

Sadha Imtehan bht dur hai 8-10 saal dur koi patta nhe board eligibility criteria change krde....

Agar wad geya tay fir tusaan key karo gey ?

 

[Pindi Boy]

Agar wad geya tay fir tusaan key karo gey ?

Allah khair krega Hope for Best.... ABhi tou me First year m hun ........

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[Indian_Devil]

one more expectation is that bhale hi khud kitane bhi barey thadki and hawas ke pujari kyu na ho, ladki seedhi sadhi sharmili hi chahiye inko...

 

[XenoEnsi-14]

Secondly, have we forgotten we’re a brown skinned nation?

Brownistan?! That's racist.

 

[waz]

Female demands;

1. Tall, "fu*k that am I being seen with a shortie" (even though she is 5ft 2 herself).
2. Degree educated, "I don't want a tractor driving paindo as a husband" (she just graduated high school).
3. Wealthy, "he should be rich and give me a limitless credit line to buy any sh*t I want (she didn't complain at all when given a normal allowance from her folks).
4. Good looking "oh he has to be gorgeous, ewwwwww at ugly guys, I don't want that on my arm (even though she looks like Hasina Atom bomb).
5. He needs to own a house, "No way am I living with the in-laws, especially that horrible mother-in-law"(even though she hurls abuse at her own sister-in-law for wanting to move out with her brother and accusing of her being a traitor to her parents).
6. Fair, "no kala please" (even though she is several shades darker than black).

 

[Moonlight]

Female demands;

1. Tall, "fu*k that am I being seen with a shortie" (even though she is 5ft 2 herself).
2. Degree educated, "I don't want a tractor driving paindo as a husband" (she just graduated high school).
3. Wealthy, "he should be rich and give me a limitless credit line to buy any sh*t I want (she didn't complain at all when given a normal allowance from her folks).
4. Good looking "oh he has to be gorgeous, ewwwwww at ugly guys, I don't want that on my arm (even though she looks like Hasina Atom bomb).
5. He needs to own a house, "No way am I living with the in-laws, especially that horrible mother-in-law"(even though she hurls abuse at her own sister-in-law for wanting move out with her brother and accusing of her being a traitor to her parents).
6. Fair, "no kala please" (even though she is several shades darker than black).

Hahaha. The 1st one is so accurate. I have seen many girls with less than 5 height asking for a guy with 6. Baji please. .
Hahaha 50 shades of grey. Lol

 

[The Sandman]

4. Good looking "oh he has to be gorgeous, ewwwwww at ugly guys, I don't want that on my arm (even though she looks like Hasina Atom bomb)

 

[Moonlight]

And some brothers want a religious one with party going. Like seriously. You want her to wear abbya in club? :p

 

[RAMPAGE]

Mama sai aesi demands karte huaey sharam tou nahi aai.

Itnay nakhray hain tou khud dhoond lao.

 

[Thəorətic Muslim]

And what are the demands on the other end of the spectrum? I can think of two, that nullify all other factors.

Money for sure...... The other one?

 

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[nair]