John's brisket ( July 4th, memorial day, labor day, birthdays...)
1. Procure large chunk of cow - about 15 -20 lbs.
2. Mercilessly pound and stab said cow with a large fork or "tenderizer thingy" mother-in-law gave you.
3. Add Daddy Hinckley's seasoning and rub liberally. Add secret spices...