I thought this was more funnyWait !! are you a girl??
How ye doin?
or was it your mother?
Look at my ageHey you are not a boy? are you? why is your name Ruby then?
err..rubyjackass ...is it some kind of revenge to your girlfriend??She dumped you for a son of a gun and now you're here goin around telling everyone that she is a jackass??
that was me ofcourse.My Mom is still young though but rightnow I'm referring to my very self
alright everyone..back to the subject..thats GMAT ofcourse...ok tell me is CAT only for USA?
pehle Girlfriend ka thikana nahi... You are talking about all the stages of love?
Sometimes I am afraid I may die bachelor.
And so I lived (Is there no smiley with booze?).
CAT is for entry into IIMs(Indian Institute of Manaegment). Much more competition for this exam(I am surprised you didn't know about it). 1500 get selected from 2.5lacs. You should get used to this kind of competition in India if you wanna live. But anyway it has less fee payable and more scholarship opportunities for countries like ours.
Btw did you get
the 'How ye doin?'
Inspired by Joey from 'The Friends'.