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JonAsad

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i remember i was in Marble Arch area; the place was dominated by mostly Persian Gulf Arabs.....saw a lot of burqa/niqab-clad women -as shown in the picture
Yup the Edgware Road is famous for this kind of stuff, lots of Arab people and restaurants and my fav Sheesha places :tup:
 

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A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.
"How do you plead?" asked the judge.
"Guilty or not guilty."
"Not guilty," replied the man.
"On what grounds?" queried the judge.
"I didn't think she was dead....I thought she was an American."

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There once was a young American woman who went to confession. Upon entering
the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The
priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said,
"Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons and
squeeze them into a glass and then drink it."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said "NO, but it will wipe the smile off of your face."
 

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A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.



"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"



"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"



"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course."



So, his father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.



"So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.



"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"



"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"



"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.



When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he

turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"



The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a before he talks to your Mother!"



"I sure did, Dad!" "That's my boy!"



The kid went on to law school, and now serves in Washington D.C. as a Congressman!!!
 
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