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Maulana Fazlur Rehman: “From earthquakes to inflation are caused by the Jeans-Wearing Women"

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  1. scythian500

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    Islamabad: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman following the Friday sermon requested the armed forces of Pakistan to launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women” all over Pakistan in a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad. Fazlur Rehman while highlighting the demerits of an operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) said that the Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.

    “The Taliban are our brothers and their angst against the state is justified,” Fazl said adding that, “As brother Ansar Abbasi has so eloquently put in the past: TTP’s suicide bombings are just Allah’s wrath upon us. And so there is a need to earmark and eliminate the real enemy of Pakistan: every woman who wears jeans.”

    When asked how jeans-wearing women were enemies of the state the JUI-F chief retorted angrily. “From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women. A woman that is not covered like a sack of flour is a walking and talking weapon of mass destruction for her state. And Pakistan has a multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities,” Fazl said, now fuming like a steam engine.

    Fazl then went on to lay the blame of the Balochistan crisis, energy shortfall and the deteriorating security situation upon the “immodest women” as well.

    “If you wrap up these women in sacks and keep them stored in your houses, do you think the Taliban brothers would attack Pakistan? That’s what they want, Shariah left, right and centre and women inside houses living in their sacks. And once Allah stops delivering His wrath via the Taliban the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment, which in turn would improve the energy situation. Every problem’s solution lies in taking care of the women.”

    Fazl then openly requested the two Sharifs – the army chief and the prime minister – to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.

    “Pakistan’s sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake. And when that’s the case the only logical approach of the state should be to launch a military operation,” concluded Fazl.

    Maulana Fazlur Rehman calls for military operation against jeans-wearing women | Khabaristan Times

    Is it not the one who called to help Saudis invade bare-foot Yemenis by sending Pakistani troops to Yemen? Is it not the one who called Muslims in Pakistan to cheer for Malek Salman?

    It is a SATIRE piece of news but readers know who is and get the point...
     
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    His brain is made up of crap , I guess.
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    @Akheilos Be Careful :lol:
     
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    he wanted to say :
    jeans wali larki ko dekh kar zalzala ajata hai lekin usko ghumane ke liye jaib khali isliye inflation ho gayi.
     
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    Kabristan Times ?? :lol: dint know Iranian brothers have their IQ level on a par with some Indian members here

    Come on Satire
     
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    This mullah should die with rabies or something...
    The guy is an idiot !
    But so are you for not realizing this is a satirical piece..
    Khabaristan is a satirical website !
     
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    Scythian i will pray that May God give you ameoba size brain. Something is better than nothing. So next time before posting such satires atleast u will specify that in the beginning.
     
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    Apart from @yavar no Iranian member has a sense of humour...
    That guy is hilarious !
     
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    He should be IMMEDIATELY given the NOBEL PRIZE
     
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    Even if a satire... I know readers get the point... That Salafi Mullah character is no far from what khabaristan describes him... you know what I mean!
     
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    Ya ,but u still know associating things with someone, that he hasnt uttered is called slandering in islam.
    And i am sorry if i sounded harsh to u.
     
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    :lol: face palm
     
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL