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  1. fatman17

    fatman17 PDF THINK TANK: CONSULTANT

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    Once Pervez Musharraf, Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif were travelling in an auto-rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.

    An Angel was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks MUSHARAF and Zardari to go to HEAVEN. But, for Nawaz Sharif, Angel had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Nawaz Sharif is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Angel as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment?

    He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions. Angel agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.

    MUSHARAF is asked to spell " PAKISTAN " and he does it correctly. Zardari is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes. It is Nawaz Sharif's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ". Nawaz Sharif protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.

    Angel then agrees to conduct a written test in Urdu (to give another chance assuming that Nawaz Sharif should at least feel that Urdu would provide an equal platform for all three). MUSHARAF is asked to write "***** BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.

    Zardari is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes. Nawaz Sharif is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ." Tough one. He fails again. Nawaz Sharif is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history Angel says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.

    MUSHARAF is asked: "When did Pakistan get Independence ?" He replied "1947" and passed. Zardari is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?" He gets nervous. Angel asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Zardari catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

    It's Nawaz Sharif's turn now. Angel asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Nawaz Sharif accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

    Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE!
     
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  2. Blossom

    Blossom SENIOR MEMBER

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    its a "beda gharq" management altogether!
     
  3. Awesome

    Awesome RETIRED

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    Gotta love all these work related jokes... I think almost everyone world over got screwed with appraisals and promotions.
     
  4. Bull

    Bull ELITE MEMBER

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    man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
    He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
    'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
    stays at home.
    I want her to know what I go through.
    So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen!'
    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
    The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
    He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
    Awakened the kids,
    Set out their school clothes,
    Fed them breakfast,
    Packed their lunches,
    Drove them to school,
    Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
    Took it to the cleaners
    And
    stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
    Went grocery shopping,
    Then drove home to put away the groceries,
    Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
    He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
    Then, it was already 1P.M.
    And he hurried to make the beds,
    Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
    Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the
    way home.
    Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
    Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
    At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the
    pork chops and
    snapped fresh beans for supper.
    After supper,
    He cleaned the kitchen,
    Ran the dishwasher,
    Folded laundry,
    Bathed the kids,
    And put them to bed.
    At 9 P.M ..
    He was exhausted and, though his daily chores
    weren't finished, he went to
    bed where he was expected
    to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
    'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
    I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
    Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
    Amen!'
    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
    'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
    things back to the way they were.
    You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
    night.'
     
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