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11 Indian celebrities who bought one way ticket to Mars

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  1. Truth Finder

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    Around 8000 Indians have expressed interest in getting settled on Mars. It has been found that among the list, there are some celebrities too:

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    Asaram Bapu: he is planning to escape to Mars to avoid police arrest. He also wants to be the first godman on Mars, and if luckier, a prophet who starts a new religion.

    Ram Jethmalani: he signed up after knowing that Asaram was going to Mars. He wants to fight some criminal cases.

    LK Advani: finally he hopes to get elected as the Prime Minister over there.

    Arnab Goswami: it’s not sure why he wanted to go to Mars, but sources confirm that his application has been rejected because his voice already reaches Mars.

    Robert Vadra: actually, he’s already there.

    Subramanian Swamy: he is going there to collect evidence of Sonia Gandhi’s involvement in Robert Vadra’s land purchases on Mars.

    Justice Katju: he wants to take control and educate these 8000 people so that future generations don’t breed fools and idiots.

    Arindam Chaudhuri: he wants to establish the first b-school on Mars because for long he has dared to think beyond the Earth.

    Sheila Dixit: she has signed up on behalf of her daughter, because she feels her daughter does not feel safe in Delhi.

    Sunny Deol: he’s going there to protect all the 8000 Indians if and when Pakistanis reach Mars.

    Digvijay Singh: he’s the only one who has not signed up voluntarily. Some activists have put his name on his behalf to have a better and saner Earth. Digvijay Singh has blamed RSS for putting his name.

    You can extend the list if you wish:omghaha:
     
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    You forgot about MMS - for the fact that he would not have BJP to haul his policies...:laughcry:
     
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    That's some funny **** :lol:
     
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    one way ticket to mars ????????????

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    The one about Robert Vadra was too funny:omghaha:
     
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    Asaram Bapu already arrested remains 9
     
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    MMS is going there to try to communicate with martians telepathically as he is doing on earth being ever so quiet
     
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    11-1=9 :cheesy:
     
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    Well there are loads waiting to be on the Mars list...will be replaced soon...
     
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    not so funny.....Stupid explanations without much creativity.