Recent content by lastofthepatriots

I don’t get it. What is indicating that the rounds are tumbling?

Ik hovay peg whiskey da, te naal hovay gori mame khidmata karan nu. Ik hovay amreeka bank account paran da, te naal ghareeb awam maar’an nu. Wah wah wah! Kya zindagi he saday playboy Chief of Army staff di...

Army boys: this is civilian fault

When you eat nihari and pav’e for over 40 years with stolen money, baadhazmi toh ho jati he bhai.

When denialistanis refuse to accept that bajra had courts open in the middle of the night, why would they be shocked at NS’s return? The shock factor is gone.

Bajra not only went to secure NS’s return but also visited Altaf bhai to make sure that PTI doesn’t gain ground in Karachi. Mir Bajwa is the devil’s incarnate.

Not all countries have the same requirements so it’s not a bad option to have.

Puddi dyo pelay bijli te do..

TSA staff barely pass high school. Those motherfuckers are dumb so if you challenge them in any way they will hold you longer because that’s the only power they have. They’re just like American cops but often times worse. I once challenged a fat mexican tsa guy to a fight on his break while I...

Pakistanis consider bhartis kanjars so it’s okay to watch them do it, but it’s not okay to partake in it.

@FOOLS_NIGHTMARE That’s great and all but doesn’t the ganja biradiran want to sell off kashmir to the slum dogs?

Looks beautiful except for all the Lahoris.

Wtf is this shit? Pleaj meri kotha biriyani plate pack kar dein....Ghar ja ke kaa loon ga..