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Living in metros is a pleasureable experience. It has its flip sides as well. Given below are some observations on life in Delhi.
These may ( should) be relevant to other cities of India too - less in the South I presume & to Pak, BD & maybe SL as well.
1. The Other Side Law:
If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on
the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via
Meerut.
2. The Queue Nahin Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking
into the front as long as I am looking the other way.
3. The Mind Over Matter Law:
If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can
easily pass through one another.
4. The Auto Axiom:
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my auto rickshaw, it is an
information security leak.
5. The In Spit Of Thing:
The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the
stronger the roads become.
6. The Cinema Hall Fact:
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.
7. The Brotherhood Law:
If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that
the other person has illicit relations with his sister or mother.. .
8. The Baraat Right:
When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me.
9. The Heart Of Things:
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop
can see through my hairy chest into the depths of my soul.
10. The Name Game:
It is very important for the driver behind me to memorise the
nicknames of my children.
11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:
When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the
traffic is not affected.
12. The Chill Bill Move:
When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to
pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.
13. The Brrrrp Break:
The louder I burp in a public place; the more it helps other people
digest their food.
14. The Bus Karo Law:
If I don't stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the
city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.
15. The VIP Rule:
There are only 7 important persons in this city-Me, I, Myself, Main,
Mainu, Aami and Moi !
PS: Although these rules have been made for Delhi - BUT - they are
applicable to MOCOI (Most other cities of India) region as well.
These may ( should) be relevant to other cities of India too - less in the South I presume & to Pak, BD & maybe SL as well.
1. The Other Side Law:
If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on
the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via
Meerut.
2. The Queue Nahin Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking
into the front as long as I am looking the other way.
3. The Mind Over Matter Law:
If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can
easily pass through one another.
4. The Auto Axiom:
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my auto rickshaw, it is an
information security leak.
5. The In Spit Of Thing:
The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the
stronger the roads become.
6. The Cinema Hall Fact:
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.
7. The Brotherhood Law:
If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that
the other person has illicit relations with his sister or mother.. .
8. The Baraat Right:
When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me.
9. The Heart Of Things:
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop
can see through my hairy chest into the depths of my soul.
10. The Name Game:
It is very important for the driver behind me to memorise the
nicknames of my children.
11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:
When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the
traffic is not affected.
12. The Chill Bill Move:
When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to
pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.
13. The Brrrrp Break:
The louder I burp in a public place; the more it helps other people
digest their food.
14. The Bus Karo Law:
If I don't stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the
city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.
15. The VIP Rule:
There are only 7 important persons in this city-Me, I, Myself, Main,
Mainu, Aami and Moi !
PS: Although these rules have been made for Delhi - BUT - they are
applicable to MOCOI (Most other cities of India) region as well.