A Letter from a S/W Professional to his girl friend:
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Sweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realised that you are the only site I was browsing for.
For long time,I've been lonely,this has been the bug in...
Dear Timmy,
I am happy to tell you that I have fallen in love with you since 16th of July. I would like to present myself as a future lover. Our love is watched over so as to ensure the appropriate behavior for a period of two months, after completion of probation, there will be a continuous...
Pathan ka Love Letter
Meri pyari Gulab Baji
Asalam-o-alikum
Baji Aaj Hum Tumko Apne Dil ki Baat Batana Chahta Ha,
khuda ka Qasam Hum Ne Tum ko Jab Se Dekha Ha Humara Neend ur Gaya Ha.
Hum Ek Dum Sharif Larka Ha Baji,
Sab Larkiyon ko Behen ki Nazar Se Dekhta Ha,
Hum Se Shadi karlo Tum...
Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. I am a soiled son from...
A funny proposal letter by a South Indian
Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you...
A boy and a girl playing hide and seek......
Boy hides somewhere and girl started searching him.....
Boy called girl on cell :- If u find me dat means u love me and i love u too....... And if u cant den i am der behind dat car.. cum.. and lets ve fun........
Programmers way to propose a girl
Programmers way to propose a girl
/* Program to Propose a girl */
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U")...
Agricultural output in 2011
Rank Country Output in billions of US$ Composition of GDP (%) % of Global Agricultural Output
— World 4,130.689 5.9% 100.0%
1 China 670.893 9.6% 16.2%
2 India 333.652 18.1% 8.1%
— European Union 323.284 1.8% 7.8%
3 United States...