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Action speak louder than words. Do I foresee US reducing the stockpile of its WMD or just another great man's speech. LOL

A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed business shoes. As a crowd gathers, the drunk...

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said...

Lenin headed directly to the paradise after he died. He thought he had done a lot of good for the oppressed to deserve retirement in the paradise. He knocked on Heaven's door: "Knock, knock!" God shouted from his cosmically gigantic and perfectly spherical office: "Who's there?" "Vladimir...

Good philosophy "" Man created GOD" but the question remains same otherwise:" Who created man". Religion is more a personnel matter of faith and belief. it can be defined as a set of symbolic forms and acts which relate man to the ultimate conditions of his existence." But for jews ur...

"Big Change" , does he mean by another military coup? I feel really sorry for the situation in which Mr Nawaz is currently in. A most suitable desi proverb for him, "Dhobi ka k*** , na ghar ka na ghat ka".

Do you guys know what GOD stands for. G : for Generator ,The Brahama. O : for Operater, The Vishnu. D : for Destructer , The Shiva. The Trinity. But stll I believe that no religion is greater than the one's innerself. If u feel guilty for what u have done than its the biggest sin u have...

Thanks, we are obliged with ur useful observation. But u really dont know the real story my friend.Only need to to flip the situation in which, Afzal guru is a patriot, Bhagat singh and sadhvi Pragya are terrorists. SIMI and Im are social service organisations and RSS and VHP are are...

And the OSCAR for best story goes to: ...........

well accidently he fell forward on pakistani soil i m surprised why rangers havent cought him as an RAW agent. :P

Shadi ke din ,patni pati se:suno ji, aaj se aapke bina main nahi aur mere bine aap nahi.. Shaadi ke dus saal baad: Kutte aaj ya to tu nahi ya phir main nahi.

A just married Sardar got divorce on next day of wedding. Reason: On "suhagraat" he found a sticker on his wife's panty ,"OK TESTED".

son to sardar papa: Papa 5+5 kitne honde hege? Sardar: Oye ullu de pathhe ,gadhe,paagal , bewakoof, nalayaka tenu kujh bhi nai aanda. Jaa andro calculator le ke aa, main hune tainu dasda ha.

Indian Army’s record has many parallels with that of the Indian cricket team; one unmitigated disaster (1962), one unqualified success (1971), two stalemates (1948 and 1965), a cataclysmic foreign policy blunder (IPKF in Sri Lanka) and a pyrrhic PR victory in Kargil (1999). The...

Correction; APTRAC HQ is in Himachal and not in Utter Pradesh.

Just one reason for this friendship, Enemy of enemy is a friend. It is here that China plays a crucial role, By helping Pakistan acquire new technology and other defense equipments, China is indirectly helping Pakistan spread militancy in South Asia. That not helping pak in it own cause also.

The bottom line of story: Yes we are working to make Bangladesh and pakistan ,a desert. Come and stop us if u can.

The Indian (Hindu) history dates back to the 8000 years , the time when even Islam was not found. And further u forgot the graetest of hindu emprorers like of chandragupta and Ashoka..... All you know is what u have been tought in Madrasas, Look beyond and back to the facts.

Yes a very much acceptable fact for my motherland, 836 million people in India live on Rs 20 a day.When they'll be able to easily afford more than that ;:frown: think about the war for survival, the battle to exist until the next day, the struggle to realise the dream for a better life, that is...